Every one of us is a wholly unique person , completely different from the other seven billion unique people on the planet. It sounds kind of hokey, but it’s totally true — that is, unless you’re able to find a perfect doppelgänger somewhere out there.
But some people’s uniqueness is kind of unique, even within the rarified category of unique things. Does that make sense? Hopefully it will after you peruse this list.
“The last rays of sun reflected off of a window and hit my face. But there was a shadow.”
Shadows can be the bane of any photographer’s existence, making photos look totally different from what was planned. Sometimes, they even spontaneously create goatees.
“Each of my hands are different size, shape and color.”
Inspired by this pic, I just had a good look at both of my hands and can’t find any significant differences between them. I wonder how this person’s hands managed to take such different journeys through life.
“My hand had a million small holes after a day working construction in the rain.”
I’m not sure exactly what’s going on with this person’s hands. All I know is that working outside can be murder on the skin. This person needs to give their hands some TLC , pronto.
“My tan lines make me look like I’m wearing necro-pants.”
Nothing goes viral quite like tan lines go viral . I suppose it’s a way to make the pasty-skinned contingent, of which I’m firmly a part, feel a little less pasty while also feeling a lot more pasty.
“I sweated so much at the gym today that I kept leaving human Disney sweat stamps with my hoodie.”
Everyone has a different routine when they hit up the gym. Some like to show off their gains, while others keep things low-key in a Disney hoodie.
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“I’m 25 and I still have baby nails.”
I did a double take here, wondering if baby nails were a thing kind of like baby teeth. I don’t think this is the case, though — this person just happens to have unusually tiny nails.
“My scar doesn’t sweat anymore so dirt doesn’t stick to it.”
As someone who tends to get sweaty and also has a big scar on my arm, I can confirm: scars don’t sweat. It’s kind of weird to see in action, honestly.
“My new tattoo left a perfect imprint on the tattoo aftercare waterproof bandage.”
I’m not sure whether I should admire the tattoo artist’s handiwork or be grossed out by what looks, at first glance, like a medical experiment gone horribly wrong.
“These all started out the same shape one week ago. I guess my ring finger is under utilized?”
It’s always a bit concerning when you see inconsistencies like this in your body. Like, what mechanisms are at play to make this person’s nails grow back irregularly?
“My index and middle toes are connected more than normal. My parents left it at birth because they thought it was cute.”
I wonder if this person has any issues related to these two toes — aside from being unable to wear those little toe sock things.
“I have hypermobility in my arms, so when I hold them straight up they go up and out.”
I’ve heard of hypermobility before, but this pic really demonstrates what it looks like. Basically, it turns people into wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men when they extend their arms.
“My hands after playing guitar for two hours at a shop local event.”
I’m not a guitar guy, so help me out here. Tell me in the comments if this guy could have prevented this. Is there a, like, thimble or something that guitar players can use?
“My foster kitten & I have the same eyes.”
When you focus on the eyes themselves, there are definitely some similarities. But I’m willing to bet that this kitten didn’t spend nearly as much time on their eye makeup before the photo was taken.
“The veins on my wrist are shaped like a hand.”
Take a moment and look at your wrist veins. It’s almost like a Rorschach test where you can see any number of things. Is it a hand or a tree? Is it just a clump of veins? You be the judge.
“My hand doesn’t tan where I’ve had multiple IVs placed.”
It’s weird how skin trauma can manifest itself. We’ve already seen scars that don’t sweat, and here’s an example of an area that’s been subjected to IVs not tanning. I guess skin doesn’t like to be stressed out.
“My hair before and after being straightened.”
Hair straightening is a massive hassle, but a necessity for anyone with long, frizzy hair who occasionally wants it to be long but not frizzy. You can see how much more length you can get after de-frizzifying the hair.
“I have a single 4cm long arm hair.”
This is kind of like the arm hair version of finding a weirdly long, thick hair in your beard. Where did it come from? What does it mean? These are the things we’ll never know.
“My left foot is 1.5 sizes smaller than my right foot.”
Most of us are able to buy a pair of shoes in the same size and know that they’ll both fit, but for people whose feet are different sizes, shoe shopping becomes an enormous hassle .
“I have a rare syndrome (axenfeld rieger syndrome) which has made my eyes have 3 pupils.”
I’d like to think that this means the person has triple version, almost like a scaled-down version of what a housefly would see, but I think the reality is a little more mundane.
“I found out my veneers don’t glow in black light.”
If you’re looking to blow five dollars on Amazon, get a black light. It’ll not only help you identify mysterious stains and spills, it’ll create a delightful effect on just about anything you decide to shine it on. I mean, this woman now has a new party trick.
