Asking everyone in the whole world to show excellent judgment and extreme smarts at all times is a tad unrealistic. But asking everyone to just give the smallest modicum of effort doesn’t seem like much to ask for.
Unfortunately, the world can be a deeply stupid place at times. Don’t believe me? Just take a look.
“Surprise your valentine.”
I can’t be certain that this store is implying what I think it’s implying, but in any case, this would definitely make for a big surprise.
“I wish I was color-blind.”
Technically, everything here makes perfect sense. The button is clearly pointed to and it’s clearly labelled as the green button. It’s just too bad that everything is red.
“Good luck parking, guys.”
I just wanted somewhere to park my car for a few hours. I didn’t need to take on an existential crisis in the process.
“That’s not how it works.”
I don’t know what these things are called, but they’re a godsend when you need to run a bunch of thick cables across an area with heavy foot traffic. I guess they still technically work as intended in this context.
“Let’s Pizz.”
I know this place is supposed to be called “Let’s Pizza”, which is a dumb name by itself. But the way they style the name is even dumber.
“Is Wayfair trying to sell me a sink or a urinal? Or both?”
I can’t be the only guy who’s ever contemplated getting a urinal installed in my house. I guess Wayfair is a company after my heart.
“Weirdly laid out socket pair: adds no value, makes it hard to plugin multiple things, looks goofy when in use.”
It would be one thing if there wasn’t space for a typical electrical outlet, but there’s space for days here. I can’t understand the utility of this.
“How are you supposed to read the contents like this?”
I think the answer to this rhetorical question is, “You can’t read the ingredients. That’s the point.”
“This QR code was printed onto a door jam, and can’t be scanned.”
I hate having to scan QR codes to get information. It’s even worse when the necessary QR code can’t even be scanned in the first place.
“Every time I take my headphones out I have to cross my arms to charge them. I never get used to it.”
It’s amazing how intuitive things can be when the right thing is placed on the right side. Conversely, it’s amazingly unintuitive when this is reversed.
“The gate at my old school.”
That gate will be perfect for keeping out people who are incapable of clambering over a small concrete step.
“My brother’s girlfriend moved in with us, and she refuses to use cutting boards. This is what our kitchen table looks like now. They’re all over it.”
If I lived with a person who didn’t understand the point of cutting boards, I’d just assume they were a feral person who was raised by wolves.
“TIME to fix this speed sign!”
It’s nice that this sign isn’t shaming people for going too fast, I suppose, but I don’t think this is how it’s supposed to work.
“Found a cute couple playing Xbox boss.”
PS4 controllers are fairly distinctive, which makes the unforced error in this ad that much more egregious.
“I guess they’re the masters now.”
Some dogs see themselves as the true alpha of the house, and I guess they’re vindicated when their licenses come out like this.
“So close! but not quite a million “
I just feel bad for this guy. I have private YouTube videos of random stuff from college that have more views than this one.
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“New projector at our school.”
Sometimes, the people who install things are not the people who will end up using them. I think this is one of those cases.
“Some kid stuffed a cheeseburger into the computer at school.”
I guess the expansion slot wasn’t being used for anything else, and the warmth of the CPU should keep the burger toasty.
“It’s half okay…”
So long as you’re only going one way on this road, the big ol’ post right in the middle shouldn’t be a problem.
“Wait.”
When I see errors like this on the simplest puzzles, I just wonder what was distracting the designer when they drew it up.
