A lot of people in this world enjoy living a risk-filled life , one that is chock-full of excitement and danger even when doing the most menial of tasks…I am not one of those people.
However, that aside, please enjoy the everyday insanity of these 20 people who are living on the edge!
A Jenga Champion!
I think that they may need one or two more orange straps for that to be completely safe!
“I guess my son didn’t like the jalapeño sausages we had for supper last night.”
Or maybe he really likes it and wants to make sure that no one else eats his food?
Just About McBloody Had It!
At least they gave it a good go at being apologetic before just thinking, “You know what? Life’s far too McShort!”
If You Can…!
“Looks like someone’s coming in for a brake check.”
“Is that them now?”
“Yep.”
“Great. You’d think that they might have slowed down a bit by now.”
“I’m getting mixed signals.”
They say that everyone will get their fifteen minutes of fame, but you don’t want to spend those fifteen minutes on fire!
Good To Know!
Just the idea of someone doing this is making me panic, what a horrific experience that would be.
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“I fixed the ladder for you…”
One unsettlingly knowledgeable person added, “Rule #1 of building a murder hole: hire shoddy workers so later you can test your murder hole.”
Perfect Place For Some Pac-Man!
Now, I love Pac-Man, but I can’t say that I’d enjoy playing Pac-Man at the beach. I also can’t work out how hot it is meant to be on this beach from this picture!
“I found this with my 8-year-old’s stuff. I think the second graders are forming gangs. Kind of want to join this one.”
I have never really wanted to join a gang before, but the Meatball Kingdom sounds like a pretty awesome gang.
“My local church having some work done, that’s some real ladder work.”
Christ alive, I hate getting on a tiny step ladder, so climbing this would haunt my nightmares forever!
“Getting a few trusty friends to help finish up the pit floor.”
There is absolutely no way that I would trust any of my friends not to just drop me immediately.
“Found this on a bench in Margate UK this weekend.”
I feel like there may very well be one of these with my name on somewhere, except as opposed to “forever missed” it says “moderately missed.”
“I present to you, my dad’s newest contraption.”
Somehow, this ladder nightmare seems infinitely more terrifying to climb than that ridiculously tall one on the church, at least that one was up to code…apparently.
“You know crime is out of control when the toy cars are on bricks.”
I think that the bricks are probably more expensive than one of these toy cars aren’t they?
“They’re playing a very dangerous game at my local grocery store.”
“Have you had pandemic pancakes?”
“What’re those?”
“Essentially just pancakes but we put hand sanitizer on them as opposed to syrup.”
“I’m good thanks.”
“Hey Boss, fixed that parking brake on the forklift for ya!”
“Do you not think that we need to fix the brake maybe?”
“Nah, when do you really need to stop anyway?”
“A Hollywood car chase waiting to happen.”
“John, can you restock the oranges again?”
“There hasn’t been another car chase?”
“Afraid so!”
Seems Like An Odd Combination…
I bet that it can be very dangerous to have soup for lunch in this workplace! They must play a lot of knifey-spoony here as well.
“Is this ok?”
I don’t know how anyone could put glasses on the floor of a public bathroom then put them back on their face.
Doesn’t Give A Rat’s Ass?
I like to live somewhere close to public transport, but I don’t think that I’d want the public transport running over my bed!
