Do you ever rethink a scenario in your head and think, “I wish I’d said something wittier”? Or find yourself figuring out the perfect comeback to something someone said only for it to be far too late to do anything about it?
Well, it never hurts to have a few witty quotes in your back pocket in order to try and prevent this kind of thing from happening again. Just the odd little line or two to whip out every now and then and make someone else think, “Damn, I wish I’d thought of that!”
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Well, without further ado, here are a handful of witty quotes for you to save for later!
Silver Linings
I’ve been going grey for years now, and after fighting against it for so long, I have finally just given in and accepted it — it is much more freeing to do so!
A Tale As Old As Time
Christ, you thought that you would leave hot beverages to go cold around the place a lot before you had kids, just you wait!
