Some people know that one of the best things in life to ever be invented is wine. Wine is so great that it’s present in almost all of history. Even in The Bible, they talk about wine. Clearly, everyone knows a good thing when they got it and what they got is some delicious, smooth wine. If you happen to be a fan of the fruity beverage, these tweets and quotes are for you.
The saying that everyone lives by.
When you’re younger you repeat the phrases, “Beer before liquor gets you sicker,” and, “Liquor before beer has you in the clear,” like they are mantras. But, wine before wine will always be fine.
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I can’t draw but I can drink!
Let me tell you, I cannot follow a pattern or a piece of art to save the life of me. But, if you want me to drink a bottle of wine I’m getting two thumbs way up for that.
And, that’s an improvement.
People are always bragging about their juice cleanses and all the other “healthy things” they’re trying. But, you’re not going to come in between me and my wine!
They get me.
It may not be wine, but I’m very complimented that at 11 A.M. someone thought I was bold enough to stroll into work with a huge cup of red wine.
Bucket of beers but no bucket of wine? Rude.
Why can you get a bucket of beer at a bar but when you want a bucket of wine they say that it’s not on the menu? Let me speak to the manager.
We want to get together and get wine-drunk!
Guys can get together and slam back beers to watch sports but how come we can’t watch our Thursday dramas together with some Merlot?!?
Am I a joke to me?
I don’t know who I am kidding thinking that I would give up wine without any problems. What would I drink all week long? Water? LOL.
That’s a top notch skill. Hire me.
You try drinking a glass of red without getting water from the shower inside of it. It’s a skill that not everyone can master.
