The world can throw a lot of issues at you throughout your life, and so it is always good to try and remain at the top of your game — no matter what game that is.
So, from people who revolutionized the BBQ into something brand new to individuals who innovated transportation, here are 20 people who are showing us all how it is done!
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“Who thought this was a good idea?”
This has undoubtedly got to be one of the most hideous cars that has ever been brought into existence. And yet, it is still infinitely more appealing than a Nissan Cube, the only car known to actively make people depressed upon seeing it.
“A Jetskiyak!”
I have never been on a jet ski and I have never been in a kayak. However, with the sum total of my complete lack of experience, I think that I would be absolutely great at piloting this death trap.
“A squirrel won today.”
That hawk looks absolutely baffled, and yet it also looks kind of like it is trying to not show how annoyed it is at having been bested by a squirrel. Someone needs to give that squirrel a heads up that he’s still in danger.
“So I made this booger dispenser for birds…”
The fact that this person’s back garden is home to a lot of green birds is something that makes this even more perfect. Although, someone did point out that this person should be wary of birds trying to attack their nostrils in future.
“Murdered body buffet.”
I do not know what it is, but there is something about people making meat into sculptures that makes me feel like I am going to be sick. That meat skull feels like it is glaring into the depths of my soul.
“When your batmobile arrives from wish.”
I would love to see the Batman movie in which this was the official Batmobile. I could kind of see this being the Batmobile for if Wes Anderson were to direct a Batman movie. What a tonally bizarre film that would be.
March To The Beat Of Your Own Drum!
“Jennifer Slopez is forever determined to go downstairs. Had to put up this gate that even grown, able-bodied adults struggle to open. She does not respond to verbal commands like ‘TURTLE! NO!'” wrote the person who posted this. And that could be the best name for a tortoise ever.
“I present to you, The Soccer/Football car mod!”
At first I found myself wondering why they had stuck a replica cat atop the car as well, although it turns out that is just a real cat who likes to sleep on there. I guess it must be more comfortable than other cars!
“Just one more LED bar.”
If you were driving that thing around with all of those lights on then you would be getting complaints from any nearby airports, that’s for sure. I am sure that all of the pedestrians that you’d blinded would also be a bit miffed.
“Wow, what a saving!”
Maybe this is actually a sale when allowing for inflation. So, this was priced at $595 back in the mid ’90s, but now it is still $595! That is one hell of a roundabout way of thinking about it, but what the hell.
“I would just wear a hair net at this point.”
I am sure that she is very pleased with it…probably. It is a very bold look, and it must have taken them ages to accomplish it. I guess it would be perfect for anyone who likes that whole tacky honeycomb look.
“Candy store closed early.”
There is no question as to why this store is closed then! Although, I hope that the closing manager is not the same person as the boss and simply suffering from a real lack of self-confidence! That would be an even worse situation!
“Found in the wild on the hillsides of Astoria, OR…”
This is bringing new meaning to the term fast food, especially when you’re grilling burgers while springing down a hill with your grill-barrow. I don’t know if grill-barrow is the best name for it, but it is certainly the best that I could come up with!
“Driving home today and saw this Amish boy on roller blades. No that’s not a helmet.”
Well, one thing is for sure, this guy is doing his bit for the environment! You would have thought that they could at least have put a handle at the top of this for him to hold onto so that he’s not just clinging to the top of the cart.
“New engine install…”
Ah yes, this car really looks like it is the peak of luxury. Although, the guy driving it seems to be having one hell of a good time, the added element of fear must make this an extremely exciting car to drive!
“This is my space heater, it works like a charm.”
Yeah, again, it will probably not surprise you to know that this probably isn’t the best way to heat up your apartment. Although, setting fire to your apartment is one way to warm it up I guess, if you’re being overly technical about it.
“Playing hide and seek with a toddler is always a thrill.”
Another parent shared a similar story, writing:
“I had put my 2 year old daughter to bed one night and started playing some Madden on the PS2. About 10 minutes later, she comes out with her blanket draped over her head like a ghost and sits down next to me, not saying a word. I’m trying not to laugh and just keep playing for a couple minutes. Then I said out loud, ‘I need to go check on her’. She hops up, turns around without looking, and walks face first into the wall, stumbled back a couple steps, lifted the front up to see, and scurried back to bed.”
Gone Fishin’.
That is a large amount of commitment to a very one-note joke! Although, I am in no position to be commenting on that sort of thing I guess. The line-work is also pretty impressive considering the placement of this tattoo!
“Ran to the shop quickly to get a magnet, came back to this.”
“Right well, here’s your problem. Looks like there is something wrong with the carburetor, but you might want to get another mechanic’s opinion as well.”
“Are… Are you a talking chicken?”
“Oh, err, sorry I meant to say… cluck cluck, cluck cluck ?”
“Woman forgets to take off clothes to donate them.”
Unsurprisingly, there were a lot of people who pointed out that this is actually incredibly dangerous and that you should never try this. So, you know, if you were thinking of trying to clamber into one of these death traps, then maybe don’t?
