I think it’s safe to say that we all do things that are a little cringe . And to be honest, that’s perfectly fine! We ain’t perfect .
And man, that couldn’t be made any clearer in these tweets. I’m not even a little embarrassed to admit that these are pretty relatable. They also happen to be pretty dang funny!
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But did you ever make the turn?
I’m here to confirm that this is a pretty big indicator of age. You make fun of people who do this when you first learn to drive, then by your mid-20s you start doing it a couple of times. It’s only downhill from there.
Move along, people. Nothing to see here.
Sometimes you have to make a scene for no reason, and then act like it didn’t just happen a few seconds later. Ain’t nothing wrong with being dramatic for no reason every now and then.
Nothing like having to explain an accidental shopping spree to your partner.
This is a big reason why I rarely go to Costco. It’s almost impossible to go for one thing. Next thing you know, your car trunk is full of hundreds of dollars worth of stuff because “the deals were too good to pass up.”
I’m more embarrassed for the person who admitted this in their Facebook group.
I don’t care what anyone says, Facebook is thee best place to follow really weird, really random drama. There’s truly nothing like following along the strange stories people decide to share on there.
Coffee addiction is definitely a personality trait at this point.
You know when you think, “coffee doesn’t do anything to me,” and then you go one day without it and you’re absolutely suffering? Yeah, that’s how you know you can relate to this tweet.
It’s important to be strong! But not so much in this case.
I don’t have kids, but I know that childbirth is the worst pain anyone can ever experience. I’m pretty sure waxing is number two, and that’s saying a lot.
When your neighbor is having a party and they park all around your house:
I absolutely hate looking at a random stranger’s car all day, because they parked in front of my house. That’s how I know I’ve started getting older.
You always say, “couldn’t be me,” until it actually is you.
I’m cringing really hard at this, but it also seems like the exact kind of thing I would do. Here’s hoping I never have to board an airplane by myself.
Gotta show those pests who’s boss!
You know what? That’s good practice for when it actually is a spider. I’m sure I’m not alone in being too grossed out to try and pick those things up with a tissue, and yet also too lazy to get the vacuum out every time.
The three words every introvert or quiet person dreads:
I hate it when people feel the need to point out how quiet you’re being. Like, wow, what gave it away? Maybe the fact that I wasn’t talking. It’s always so annoying.
Some trends need to die, I fear.
Look, if you like cauliflower rice, and the other substitutes that people make out of cauliflower, that’s great. But you know what’s better than cauliflower rice? Actual rice. It could change your life, even.
“What do you mean I’m parked illegally?”
The worst part about having your car towed is that it’s at your expense. Not that… I’ve ever had my car towed or anything… Because that would just be embarrassing. Ha ha ha.
I think this is why the phrase, “Okay boomer” was invented.
I think even Millennials like to talk about our time outdoors as kids as this perfectly safe thing. Uh, no. A lot of us were getting into trouble. Kids today may be addicted to the internet, but at least they’re not out committing crimes or something.
The eternal struggle.
I don’t wear glasses, but I did once try to find my phone… while holding my phone in my hand. That’s how you know your day is about to be terrible. Especially if it’s Monday.
Fun fact: all kids think you’re old.
I once had a kid I was babysitting ask me why I wasn’t married and had kids. I was 19.
It’s amazing how we used to think people our age were so old when they, like, weren’t.
Parking is so hard for no reason.
Driving? That’s the easy part. The hard part is parking. Especially if you have to parallel park, which is basically impossible. It’s made even worse if somebody’s out there actively watching your struggle.
Always make sure your homies get inside safe!
One time, I had a friend drive me home from somewhere. They left before I got inside, and it turned out I was locked out of the house, and my car was boxed in. That was a fun two hours.
This makes me cringe because this is me.
I mean, it’s kind of true, though. Maybe there are some people out there who have it all, who can be parents and annoying on the internet. But for most of us, we have to choose.
Glad to be of service.
I swear, any person who dresses even a little bit “differently” gets reactions like this. Which is somehow both funny and cringeworthy.
But, can you do both?
Don’t worry, I’m here to confirm that you can do both. You can go out and exercise, and then come back home and be too lazy to even exist. The world is your oyster!
