2020 has been quite the wild ride. Now that we’re getting ready to say goodbye to this year that’s been memorable for all the wrong reasons, it’s time to look back and reflect one last time. Who better to sum up this crazy year than the moms on Twitter who had to experience some of the weirdest and hardest parts of the year.
Haven’t we all resorted to iPads and phones?
Look, if quarantine has taught us anything, it’s that it’s time to stop judging moms for just doing what we need to do to get by. You want to watch Frozen three times? FINE!
The kids always rat us out.
That’s right, she meant that I “high five” her head—never hit her! Sometimes I do try to slap her upside the head but I mean, what parent doesn’t from time to time?
I only had babies so that you had friends, honey.
All parents know the plan to have siblings for our kids include free time for us. Aren’t they supposed to play with each other and leave us all alone?
Someone let me know ASAP. By tonight.
When it comes to trying to teach our kids at home, we need a wine that pairs with every single subject. I wish the kids would stop asking me to help them with math, it’ll never work.
She’s not wrong.
Toddlers are known to take instructions very literally. At times, it’s cute. Other times (say, like when you’re trying to pee), it can be enough to make you want to bang your head on the wall.
Send me some immediately.
I need a way to get my kids away from me, like six feet away from me, whenever they bother me the most. Someone help me. I’m losing my mind.
Sometimes, you gotta teach them while they’re young.
If the kids want to be adults, show them the “dark side” of adulthood. They think it’s all fun and freedom until they have to do the wack adult stuff that we loathe.
She cracked the code!
The floor is lava is a childhood favorite of little kids. If you ever want your kids to leave you alone, just tell them that the entire living room is lava and stay out.
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Last resort.
We always tell our kids they can do and be anything they want. But, sometimes we have to give up and say, just marry someone for money darling.
17 minutes too long.
I guess that as much as parents hate doing homeschooling, kids hate doing it as well. Let’s all call it a wash and just watch soap operas all day.
