When something makes a big impression on us, it can be hard to tell whether that impression is even good or not.
For instance, if you watch Tommy Wiseau’s The Room , you’ll come away from it thinking it’s a shockingly bad movie. But if someone asks you whether you liked it or not, you’ll find yourself pausing for longer than you expected.
And while these pics may never top that cinematic masterpiece (Am I being ironic? I don’t know, help!), they’re certainly something.
1. I gotta give whoever replied some major props here because this is the closest we’re ever gonna get to figuring this out.
I mean, I can’t really say the frog looks happy to see us. Maybe it’s trying to say, “Um, excuse you?”
2. I can make out what this is supposed to be, but I’ll never know how they got this lost along the way.
Not content with butchering his name and the words “national holiday,” they also included a picture of the most obviously wrong person they could’ve.
3. Assuming that none of this was photoshopped, which is a big assumption, this is either a concert or the world’s most lit cooking show.
You know it’s a bad sign when the giant carrot looks just as confused by this as we are.
4. I’m kinda surprised this doesn’t shock me that much, but if we discover a new species anywhere, it’ll be in a Walmart parking lot.
So, with that in mind, this probably turned out a lot better than it had a right to. It’s colorful, at least.
5. If I were a bartender, I’d want to be the best in the world just so I could make every drink like this on purpose.
And yes, my bar would be called The Mystery Machine, and I’d show up in a green shirt and say “Zoinks.”
6. So am I to assume that the lead car is towing the other two here or what?
Unless somebody wanted to make an unholy crossover out of Cars and The Human Centipede , why do they have the smallest car doing all the work?
7. I guess there’s only so much you can do when you promise tenants balconies before you can check to see if that’s actually possible.
I mean, it’s not like they could just add them to those empty windows right next to this. That would be silly.
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8. Sure, we could wonder how someone got a horse in their apartment, but that’s not even what I want to believe happened.
I think that Buttercup here finally put enough work in to earn her own office, and she’s proudly checking out her new view.
9. Oof, I wish that being poor made reality itself glitch out instead of just my mental well-being.
Seriously, though. What’s happening here?
10. If the person behind this mess didn’t pull on the curtain and fall because the water was too cold, then cartoons have taught me even less than I thought.
I mean, if it did something lame like fall over on its own, that’s just bad craftsmanship. So boring.
11. I wish I was there for the trial that actually used a dog as a witness.
I can’t imagine what kind of questions the lawyers asked it. Did the prosecutor just tell it to go over to the one who did it and bark at them?
12. Call me crazy, but I think this ice cream bar might have enough sticks in it already.
Still, you can’t be too careful. You never know when the other four might spontaneously shatter and that fifth one suddenly becomes a spare tire.
13. Ah, yes. Let’s all sit down to a quiet, classy evening with the respectable Lord Zebra.
After all, if there’s any place that can use a little more sophistication, it’s the middle of an intersection.
Those car horns make it hard to hear the classical music, though.
14. I can kind of see why they’d add a knife to the stick shift. It makes them feel more hardcore as they speed away from the cops or whatever.
But I can’t really say that I see the ol’ pointy airbag catching on anytime soon.
15. I know it sounds like a trap, but the more you look at these, the less creepy they actually get.
If only because it seems like the two on the left are peppy morning people and the others are having none of it.
16. Haha, I was also unaware that this is how they do, but now they’re even more adorable.
When you think about it, that’s quite a feat. Most deflated things just kinda look weird and sad, but not these little buddies!
