People like to complain all about the unexpected. Sure, it can be a huge inconvenience, but sometimes something being unexpected just means you didn’t know how awesome things were going to get. That’s what we’re here to celebrate today! We’ve compiled a bunch of images that you didn’t see coming, but you’ll sure be glad you were here to see ’em.
1. When there’s a gas shortage, people are still gonna need their pizza.
This is seriously just a solid business strategy. Sure, the pizzas might get tossed around a little bit, but imagine how much better people would tip if they got to see a horse!
2. It’s like the old expression goes — if at first you don’t succeed, just attack your sister.
That’s gotten me pretty far in life. If I’m ever feeling down on myself, I just insult my siblings on the internet, and I suddenly feel a lot better.
3. You know your company is taking its PG approach a little too seriously when you censor the word “bra” out of “Debra.”
You can’t even imagine the struggles my friend Dick Wang-Holder goes through when he has to travel.
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4. I’m guessing you need to do a lot of planning for the rest of the steps, because frankly, you’re not going to be in any position to see the rest of the process through.
I don’t mean to tell you what you can and can’t do. If you want to try to fossilize your corpse from beyond the grave, you do you.
5. I mean, if you’re trying to crowdsource some information, you do need to be more specific about how you ask.
It’s like whenever my team of humor writers tries to get help from each other for an article title. It turns into a dumpster fire of bad puns by the third suggestion.
6. I spend a lot of mental energy trying to convince myself that other people don’t remember this sort of thing.
I comfort myself with the thought that everyone is too worried about their own embarrassing moments so they don’t have the time to worry about mine.
7. Even if we don’t play it out exactly like this, I’m really going to need to see a Danny DeVito and John Goodman buddy picture.
Is that something that’s happened already? No? Alright, let’s make it happen.
8. We all know what it’s like to have a friend who weighs us down but we could never live without.
Yeah, I’m looking at you, Emily. But hey, no one should be judging our friendship.
9. On that day, his birthday of all days, Terry discovered there was a part of himself that had truly been awakened.
It was primal, even prehistoric. But Terry knew he could never go back to before.
10. Okay, so this one’s a little mean, but also, I’ve never seen anything like it before, so I stand by it.
Just how ballsy do you have to be to think that you can just walk away with a 15-foot tree?
11. Forget the circled wifi name, I’m curious about the party going on at the Boingo Hotspot. That sounds like a good time.
Oh, wait. It has come to my attention that Boingo is an internet provider. That’s much less fun.
12. The only way this could possibly be better is if my dude’s cane shoe matched the rest of his shoes.
But, I guess it’s probably hard to find matching shoes in both a size 10 and a size -14.
13. *watches Spartacus once*
If there’s anything I know to be true in life, it’s that I don’t think I could ever square up to anyone who does this. Not that I’d want to, but this person is clearly not letting anything get in their way.
14. I would be willing to bet a large sum of money that Speedo man said “Whoop! Let me just scoooooooooch right by you there.”
That’s what I’d do. I try to make a point of photobombing at least one wedding every summer.
15. Don’t text and drive. But if you’re going to anyway, you should do it like this.
Personally, I’d be way too intimated to text anyone who can afford a Lincoln, but that’s just me.
16. Mr. Stark, I don’t feel so good.
Spider-Man, Spider-Man, gets mutated into unrecognizable shapes.
Yeah, I can see why they decided to go in a different direction with the lyrics for the cartoon’s theme song.
