Some sights are routine and mundane . Some sights are funny. And then some sights are simply not for the faint of heart.
As you look through these pics, you should feel fortunate that you’re not witnessing them firsthand, because they’re…a lot.
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“So a stray bullet flew through the house.”
Having a stray bullet fly through your house, narrowly missing the inhabitants, is a bad situation. Having a stray bullet fly through your house and ruin your flatscreen is even worse, honestly.
“S’moysters.”
I know that old-school recipe books are a horror show of gelatinous sludge, but this is just messed up. If you want to dress up a s’more, add peanut butter or something like that. Just don’t add seafood, because that ain’t right.
“WTF is going on here?”
I’m guessing this is either the only wheeled thing that they could find to hook up to the motorized scooter. It’s either that or some kind of kinky game they’re playing. It could go either way, really.
“Sleep outside, they said… It’ll be fun, they said. I’m never sleeping again.”
A pessimist would look at this and resolve to never go camping (or, uh, sleep) ever again. An optimist would look at this and see a really effective tent.
“I’ll hold it for the ride home.”
It really sucks when you buy something that’s too big to fit in your car. But, speaking from experience, I can say that it’s always a better idea to get it delivered, or call a friend with a truck.
“There is a cow in my town that you can stick your hand in.”
There must not be much going on in this town if the biggest attraction is a cow that you can stick your hand inside. Different strokes for different folks, I suppose.
“How?”
I’m obsessed with this photo. I’m not sure if it’s saying that, once the ladder is surmounted, everything beyond it is accessible. Maybe there’s some kind of hoist rigged up. Maybe the person who put the sign here did it as a prank.
“Found this chicken glove on Facebook.”
Raw chicken is safe, right? It’s totally the kind of thing you can play around with, coat your body in, and then cook, right?
Disclaimer: if you’re working with raw chicken, or wearing raw chicken gloves, wash your hands thoroughly.
“Rice bugs infest ATM.”
Some people spend their whole lives chasing the dollar, pushing others aside in their pursuit of more money. I guess this greedy trait extends to rice bugs as well, because those little jerks are absolutely swarming this ATM.
“WTF.”
When it comes to air travel, it’s always better to fly with a friend. You’ll have someone to chat with and won’t be stuck next to a stranger on a flight. This guy isn’t weird, he’s just grossly misunderstood.
“I bought this at a antique shop in Pennsylvania. WTF do I now own?”
OP wants to know what they now own after buying this…thing. They now own a curse. They’re cursed, and nothing will ever be able to cleanse them of it.
“I seen this dude in my customer’s neighborhood. He’s got a ladder supported by some wood, supported by a step ladder?”
I’m tempted to say, “If it works, it works.” But in this case, I don’t think a ladder like this is going to work for very long.
“Taking it to another level.”
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The world is full of awkward bathrooms, toilets placed on stairwells, bathtubs in kitchens and so on. That’s nothing new. What is new, though, is putting a toilet way up on the wall. Only Slenderman could use this effectively.
“Cow casually eating a snake in Australia.”
Everyone knows that Australia is full of horrifying animals that can kill you in an instant. I thought this mostly referred to snakes and spiders and so on, but I guess it extends to cows as well.
“Well I suppose it makes sense. The mullet of vehicles.”
A mullet is business in the front, party in the back. I suppose a car mullet could be creepy white van in the front, rusted old pickup truck in the back.
“Semi rear ends Nissan, rolls up on top of it. Minor injuries only, according to state trooper.”
I see pictures like this and resolve never to get behind the wheel again. Then I get hungry, and feel way too lazy to walk.
“I ate the weirdest candy I’ve ever seen… (they just look like Durex).”
I have no problem with novelty candy that looks like something it isn’t. I think I’d draw the line here, though. Somehow, the thought of candy that looks like latex and petrochemicals isn’t that appealing.
“Ok, who pissed off Karen??”
I’m not the most observant person in the world, but after looking at this pic for a few minutes, I’m pretty sure they don’t want anybody parking along this stretch. I could be wrong, though.
“Found a 12-year-old steak wedged in my mom’s freezer.”
They say time travel isn’t possible, but we’re looking at a steak that came from the long-ago year of 2009 with not too many ill effects. It might even still be edible.
“This f***ing motivational quote when I walked in this morning.”
Do people go to work so they can…get rewarded with no work? I’m pretty sure they go to work so they can get paid and not be homeless, but whatever.
