Nobody lives their life without make a mistake or two that they will come to regret , and often these are just small things like making a truly weird purchase or getting an abysmal tattoo .
So, from people who made weird jewelry out of parts of their dead pets to individuals who got matching tattoos with their exes, here are 19 people who regret everything!
“Mistakes were made in the media.”
“What are you planning on doing with that saxophone Mr Rendell?”
“Blow it?”
“That’s it, take him in!”
“A big mistake…”
I don’t know what the bigger mistake was here, someone spilling a vat of pea soup into this river or someone crashing a van into it?
That’s Not Meant To Be Cheese…
The person who posted this explained, “New Johnnie Walker statue at Clynelish distillery. Looks like melted cheese, meant to represent the waxy character of the Whisky. We’ve started calling him nacho man.”
“Mistakes were made.”
That cat has zero regrets about what it has done, but their owner will probably think twice about leaving packets of meat around in future.
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“Technically very sound tattoo, but…”
That is going to age poorly, and almost immediately start ageing poorly once he left the tattoo parlor for that matter.
“My friend made teeth knuckles.”
I don’t think that you would ever actually need to fight with these, as the sight of them alone would scare most people off.
“So. Many. Windows.”
I bet the bill that the window cleaners charge is ridiculous…and I can completely sympathize with them!
“I’m sensing some regret from this vehicle’s owner.”
This doesn’t seem to be necessarily true though, as one inexplicable person added, “Psh. I drive a minivan and [I’m] 23 with no kids.” I’d love to know why.
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Nothing quite like stalling when you’re at a light with a queue of people behind you to make you want to die.
“That’s not buffing out.”
Try using a kettle of boiling water and then a plunger, I’m sure that will pop that right back out again!
Good House!
I am torn, because I actually really like this, but I think I would get really sick of having to clean that tongue every time it rained.
“This is…something!”
I mean, it sounds quite nice, but it looks incredibly unappealing that’s for sure! If they were really devious then they could slip in one real chicken wing with the others for one unsuspecting customer.
“Boss told me to clean the old storage room.”
My God, I have seen some badly organized rooms in my time but this is taking things to a horrific new level.
“The face of guilt.”
How could you stay mad at a face like that? They don’t even look very sorry for what they have done actually.
“I’ve a feeling Bob has some regrets today.”
I feel like this cat is the feline equivalent of Tony Montana from Scarface, and it looks like things ended equally well for this cat.
“I put my guinea pigs bladder stone into a necklace.”
I had never heard the expression “bladder stone” before, and I am quite happy to never hear it again!
“That Monday Feeling…”
This is a modern tragedy, and oddly poetic. I hope to God that the person who took this helped this poor guy out!
“Spelling mistake leads to time displacement in a Sushi bar.”
Maybe this is how they warn time-travellers that they don’t want any customers at this point in time?
“Matching terrible divorce tattoos…”
One person did ask, “Are those divorce tattoos or marriage tattoos? I’m leaning towards marriage because the DoB are different but the DoD is the same, the cause of death is marriage, and why would you get a matching tattoo for a divorce?”
