It is impossible to work out why somethings make us laugh , and that uncertainty as to why something is funnier can often just make whatever it is even funnier.
With this in mind, from people who had some hilariously creepy ways for advertising funeral homes to individuals who managed to make bread sexy, here are 20 things that maybe shouldn’t be as funny as they are!
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Simply Delicious!
The most worrying question that someone asked about this was whether this was soup that goes in your hands or soup that is made out of hands? A soup that is made exclusively of hands does not sound too appealing really.
Pretty Low Expectations…
This is a little bit unfair to people who don’t have brains! People with brains can be pretty hard to come by these days. If every job demands unrealistic entry requirements like this then there will be chaos!
“Uh oh. Keep out of the danger noodle room.”
The fact that they had to write “again” is what got me with this. There is a very real chance that this is just a way to stop people breaking in, but it would work on me that’s for sure.
“This cat should be named Hellboy.”
Who knew that cats could have such severe expressions?! The best suggestion for this cat’s name was “Ron PURRlman,” and for it to be called anything else would be nothing short of a crime!
“I guess that I should refill it?”
Of course there is mayonnaise in a printer, how else do you think that printers print in white ink? Also, some printers also have a setting which allows you to print off sandwiches.
“I’m not sure why, but I believe this sign.”
One avid golfer angrily pointed out, “First time I played in the UK I was shocked to find that there are public right of ways running through golf courses. You get these clueless civilians meandering all over the place and if you hit one it can take 30 to 50 yards off your drive. Very inconsiderate.”
“It may not be ‘Finger Lickin’ Good’, but…”
So, if you are worried that your life is going nowhere, then head to Bromley Chicken. I don’t know what they’re putting on the chips but their food will help you to fulfill your true purpose in life!
“My gf works in an OB/GYN clinic. She found this amazing little picture chart…”
This guy has one hell of an expressive face! I wonder how many people have actually witnessed a father pass out or suffer from a number eleven before?
“It can only be a whale…”
Another whale-obsessed soul had a similar issue, writing:
“This happened at my office. When working late I would hear it. Awful, awful noises like moaning pipes. Finally turned out someone in the adjacent office was trying to learn the saxophone when he thought everyone was gone for the day.”
“If you love bacon, you should know how to cook it.”
Christ, a life without being able to cook bacon would be torturous! Who seriously doesn’t know how to cook bacon though, it is one of the easiest foods to prepare…in a multitude of ways!
“My son asked why there was a picture of a woman throwing a baby on the ground.”
So, is it because this is a child disposal location? Or maybe this is the designated spot for wrestling with your child to show who is the top of the family hierarchy?
“I have found the land of my people…”
I wonder what the national anthem of Gooberville is. If it isn’t “I’m a Goofy Goober”from the Spongebob movie then that is just outrageous. I might have to start making an annual pilgrimage to this majestic place to see it for myself.
“I saw this at work today and I was crying.”
Who would have thought that it would be so possible to see yourself in a carton of milk? I can hear this carton of milk saying, “No, please stop it!”
How…Unsettling!
“So, do you think that you would like your loved one to be buried or cremated? Of course, there is always the specialty option as well.”
“What is the specialty option?”
“Well, why don’t I start explaining as you take a bite of this delicious sandwich…”
“Desperate times…”
Pretty ingenious! Also, Gnarly Head and Nutty Buddies is one hell of a Friday evening snack. That combo screams, “I have finished with the week, now I want everyone to leave me the hell alone until Monday morning!”
“Sometimes you should be careful repeating yourself.”
Look, “food” does not necessarily mean that it is not still humans that you will be cooking! I bet that they got some really interesting customers in this restaurant before they corrected their sign.
“Bread is sexy…”
This goes to show that people will use “sex sells” in order to sell absolutely anything. It is still pretty unacceptable for people to be flashing their buns in public like this. No one cares you’re jacked, okay buns?
“Keychain I bought recently.”
At first I assumed that this was meant to be a nice message for someone, but now I think that it might actually be an insult. Whatever is the intended message, I kind of want one!
“The chances of being killed by a baby are low, but not zero.”
Good Lord, and there are two of them! Inadvertently giving birth to one demonic child is some bad luck, but giving birth to two of them is really bad luck!
“Meanwhile in Norway…”
I think that most dogs are quite content to empty themselves, I do not like to think about what the alternative would entail. This makes it sound like your dogs are hoovers that you simply need to replace the bag in.
