Twitter + alcohol = a good time. That’s just good math right there.
Sit back and let these funny af tweets entertain you for a few minutes. You need a good laugh, I know it.
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An oldie, but a goodie,
There’s nothing more classic than an Anna Kendrick tweet. The former queen of Twitter (Chrissy Teigen holds that crown now) had some real bangers back in the day, like this gem.
Goodbye, quarantine.
Hey if you’re reading this in the future, what’s life like? Did this tweet come true?
If you’re reading this in the present, aka during quarantine: Pretty sure The Hangover is on Netflix. Have you watched that yet?
Been there, done that.
McDonald’s hits so different when you’re drunk. It tastes like the food of the gods. And ice cream? Holy c**p. Nothing will ever taste as good as drunk ice cream.
Your drunk persona is a hater.
Drunk me is also loud af, which is a huge achievement considering I’m already a very loud person. Our drunk sides are just out of control, let’s be real here.
This is also Thanksgiving.
And Christmas. And maybe Easter. Depends on which family members are in attendance, to be honest.
Also, do people really have favorite Ninja Turtles? I love them all equally.
This is me.
See, we had to have the true Twitter queen in here at some point. Here is Chissy Teigen annoying the ever-loving c**p out of John Legend. It’s nice to know some things will never change.
Drunk you makes bad financial choices.
Man, was that vodka blessed by the Pope, or something? I think we should all agree not to allow ourselves to buy anything pass a certain drunk threshold. It’s for the best.
Time has no meaning.
I would petition that there’s room in this world for “chugging a huge thing of water because you forgot to drink water all day” time. Gotta keep up with that hydration.
Tea spilling is always welcomed.
The best secrets come out when drunk. That’s just a fact. The hottest, most scalding tea happens over vodka. Medium tea happens over beer. Don’t ask me why, but I just know that’s right.
Why does this always happen?
When you’re home and the alcohol is free (Well, not free. Unless it was a gift, I suppose), then it’s so easy to pour yourself another glass. And another. Just blame the bartender on your hangover the next day. Oh, wait…
Last Updated on May 8, 2020 by Brittany Rae
