Us low maintenance women know what we’re really about: getting maximum reward for minimum effort.
Okay, yeah. Maybe “low maintenance” is code for us being lazy af. And we are proud of it, dammit.
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Oh my god, mood.
Cooking is just this whole ordeal, you know? There’s the prep, the cook time, the clean-up afterward… It’s just easier to procrastinate until you buckle and make microwave mac and cheese.
This is iconic behavior.
Is it clean? Does it hold water? Can you put hot water in it? Then you can use it as a mug. That’s the lazy way, and we’re all proud of it.
I dream of this.
I was standing at the sink yesterday thinking how nice it would be to have a bar stool next to the sink for this exact reason. Anyone with me here?
Could this be considered a life hack?
Because it’s borderline genius. Better yet, if you have a Roomba? Program it to vacuum whenever eating time is over. There, now you don’t have to lift a single finger.
And that’s that on that.
Don’t let anyone tell you that sleep isn’t a talent. It is, and others should be jealous of you for being so good at it. Or at avoiding it until you pass out at 4 a.m.
This is so valid.
Getting ready is exhausting and steals time from when you could be blissfully unconscious. I have heard worse ideas, tbh. Like, I’ve heard better ones, but I’ve also heard worse.
Done it.
Multiple times. It’s just annoying to unload and load the dishwasher, you know? Maybe this is where that bar stool thing comes in. You could unload it to the counter first…this idea needs workshopping.
I mean…is this not true?
Me after doing two sit-ups: “Do I have abs yet?”
So, yeah. We all need exercise. But we also crave the delicious serotonin we get from instant results, right?
Preach!
In case you didn’t notice, low-maintenance women are thriving right now and living their best lives. Cheers!
