Life is not a piece of cake. However, life is certainly better with a piece of cake, that’s for sure!
Sure, there are people who try to convince you that eating nothing but rice, boiled chicken, protein shakes, and going to the gym every day is the best way to live your life, but the smartest among us know that having a glass of wine every now and then and treating yourself to that extra slice of cake are the really important things in life. So, if you’re looking to inject a little bit of true wisdom into your day, then here are a handful of quotes for women who know what’s important in life!
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*Drunken Hiccupping*
Also, if anyone comes ’round in the morning to see if your foot fits in the shoe you lost, odds are it is the police.
Beep Beep!
Sure, looking good in a bikini is one thing, but enjoying a chili and cheese taco, well, you can’t put a price on that!
