Picture the scene ⏤ you’ve won the lottery, you’ve got no worries in the world, that weird stain on your favorite suit came out easily, and you’re sitting on a chair looking out upon the vineyard that you’ve retired to. Sure, you have not the faintest idea how to run a vineyard, but hot damn, you’ve got a lot of wine!
If just like me, this is your idea of heaven, then here is a selection of quotes for my fellow wine lovers that I think you’ll absolutely love!
*Voicemail Beeps*

“I jush hasd to call and stell yoooou that I love you soooo mushch!”
That Friday Feeling!

Sure, it might not be Friday, but what the hell, pop open a bottle and just suck up the hangover tomorrow!