My gym membership expired around the time lockdown happened, which definitely felt serendipitous at the time.
Of course, now that fitness locations have reopened and I find myself seriously putting off renewing that membership again, I’ve realized it wasn’t so much serendipitous as it was an excuse to just stop going to the gym. I even considered investing in some sort of home-gym but who are we kidding? All that equipment would just turn into decoration.
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If you’re also the kind of person who prefers throwing your coats on a treadmill instead of actually using it, I think you’re really going to enjoy these quotes.
Oh what a world that would be.
Imagine that?
“Yeah, I think we’ll do a few hours of some serious cardio today, maybe thrown in a bit of weight training to really define those muscles. I’ll be back at around 6 tonight. Take good care of her for me!”
It’s the best kind.
I also enjoy the kind of crunches that involve opening a bag of potato chips, reaching inside, and shoving a handful into my mouth.
Not again!
Oh well. These kinds of things happen. But the important thing is that we don’t let it get us down!
Besides, there’s always next year, right?
