I used to be the kind of person who could somehow survive without drinking coffee. Then I started having one cup every morning. Now? Well, now I don’t even try to keep track of how many cups I have in a day because who has that kind of time?
Look, all I know is if my heart isn’t racing from glorious, hot bean juice by at least 9 AM, then I clearly haven’t had enough yet.
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If you’re also the kind of person who drinks your coffee by the gallon , then I think you’re really going to enjoy these quotes!
AKA the “sad times”.
To avoid feelings of depresso , I suggest making a second cup of coffee before you’ve even finished the first. That way you have that second one on hand, and you can ward off the lack-of-coffee-induced sadness for a little while longer!
How rude.
I swear, time simply ceases to exist when you’re making a cup of coffee. I’m already a pretty impatient person, so having to stand by and watch as my machine spits out a drop of coffee at a time is just maddening .
That, or maybe I’ve already had so much caffeine I’ve entered some new realm of space and time that has somehow altered my perception…
Don’t come near me vs. how can I help you?
And once my cup is empty, stay away because we’re starting the cycle all over again with that photo on the left.
Let’s see how today goes.
Some days are better than others, but those are usually the days where I’m able to sit and quietly enjoy several cups of the good stuff before I have to deal with people.
On the days where I can’t do that…well, just watch out.
