Am I the only one who wakes up in the morning already thinking about how great it will be when I get to go back to bed that night?
It’s not really about being tired so much as it is about feeling 100% done with everyone and everything as soon as my eyes open. And if you feel the same way, I think you’re really going to relate to these quotes on a personal level.
Your point?
Look, you’re lucky I even showed up at all so let’s all just move on with our day so we can all get home a little faster, okay?
Yeah, same.
Some people just make an impression on you right away, don’t they? Anyway, here’s that toaster I was telling you about. Yep, you plug it right in beside the bath and you’re ready for your super special tub toast .
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Enjoy!
It keeps things fresh.
I found out a long time ago that constantly thinking and worrying about what you’re going to say is just a lot of wasted effort.
It’s more fun to shock yourself with what your brain spits out while you’re not paying attention.
I just *can’t* with this nonsense.
Someone’s always trying to talk to me or ask me for something, or tell me I need to get out of bed and be a responsible adult.
Honestly, it’s just a lot and I’d love for it to stop now, thanks.
