No one likes to admit they’re getting old. Some of us even go to great lengths to try and postpone the inevitability of physically looking our age. But there are certain tell-tale signs besides those smile lines and forehead wrinkles that betray just how old we really are.
The way we think, act, and feel can all be pretty good indicators of just how many trips around the sun we’ve had. Think you’re the exception? Well, take a look at some of these quotes and then get back to me, because I guarantee you’re going to feel personally attacked by at least two .
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But…but the fancy cheese is so *good*!
Look, if you want to enjoy your snack platters with plain-jane cheddar and marble cheese, you go right ahead. But me? Well, you can find me i the expensive grocery store filling my cart so my charcutesrie board can have the good stuff.
Why can my body no longer handle extra *food*, of all things?
It’s not even like I’m drinking a 24-case of beer at the same time, either. But if I take an extra slice of pizza at dinner and pair it with a glass of wine then suddenly I’m out of the game for the next 4 hours while my body recuperates.
How dare you attack me and my immersion blender like this!
Look, quarantine hit us all differently. Me? I suddenly, inexplicably got obsessed with making soups. So I needed to invest in a worthwhile immersion blender.
But hear me out: it’s the only thing that brings me joy anymore .
This is just my face now.
I used to convince myself that I just need “a good night’s sleep” to get rid of these dark circles under my eyes. But I think it’s time I accept the fact that these guys aren’t going anywhere, no matter how many z’s I catch.
