If you think you’re having a bad day, then you’ve obviously failed to ask literally anyone around you how their day is going. And if you did take the time to ask a stranger what’s up, you just knew the response wouldn’t be jolly.
I’m not a mind reader or anything — I just know that humans tend to focus on the negative. Unless something truly and hugely amazing happened to you that day, you’ll always focus on the reasons why you shouldn’t smile, because lord knows there’s a lot of ’em.
1. Uh, that’s gonna leave a mark.
Even if those are washable markers in those little hands, you just know some of that pigment is going to stain.
RIP, clean white car.
2. So much for that snack you just spent your hard-earned money on.
Apparently, snacks are not considered sacred in warmer climates. I guess we all gotta move to Antarctica before any other tasty treats are compromised by the heat.
3. This is not what I meant when I said, “Send noods.”
Someone obviously doesn’t know their microwave hacks and set their instant noodles to cook for a little too long. You’d think that packaged ramen wouldn’t be that difficult to cook, but apparently not.
4. Some people are just sticklers for the law, especially if those people are hired to enforce the law.
However, I do feel bad for that car owner, because we’ve all lost our keys at least once.
5. This poor little frog grew eyes on the inside of his head, and now I just feel so sad.
Now he has to spent his entire life seeing his food while he chews it, and that can’t be fun.
6. Always remember to remove the cutting board before baking.
Plastic is never oven-friendly, for obvious reasons of course. One of those reasons has got to be the fact that it’s impossible to clean up.
7. If you thought a fly in your ointment was bad, try finding a fly in your tea.
Not only are flies gross, they are also dirty. I mean, they’re just former maggots, and we all know where those come from.
9. When life gives you thunderstorms, you gotta work with what you have.
You can’t control the weather, so why try? Just adapt and overcome in the name of a full fridge.
10. Much like a tough, old mobster, geese are not to be trifled with.
You may think that they’re just birds, but that’s not true. They are pure rage in feathered form.
11. If the light bulb breaks in half, it doesn’t matter how many people try to change it because it still won’t work.
Unless you’re fixin’ to get electrocuted, I suggest you put down the light bulb and back away slowly.
12. I know a freezer is suppose to freeze things, but that doesn’t mean it’s supposed to start the next ice age.
This ice box has gone way overboard. Time to hit the dump and drop off some dead weight.
13. If it’s shocking enough for a basic gal to drop her pumpkin-spice–flavored beverage, then you know stuff’s about to go down.
Honestly, I would run as far away from that mess as possible. An angry girl in Ugg boots should not be messed with.
14. If someone gives you this sign, please immediately delete them off of all your social media accounts, then proceed to call the police.
Disrespect this savage cannot be tolerated in any relationship.
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15. Okay, I’m not a Walmart employee, but I don’t think that’s how their return or exchange policy works.
No wonder the fish is dead, the guy doesn’t have a drop of water in that bag.
16. I guess this is what happens when you get too picky at a drive-thu window.
Fast food is not meant to cater to your obscure dietary restrictions or picky taste.
17. Abby, you need to be a responsible teenage girl and actually work the three hours a week that you’re scheduled.
With a work ethic like that, I doubt you’ll get in, but if you do, just know that college isn’t cheap.
18. Just because you’re not operating a car doesn’t mean that you don’t have to drive responsibly.
Golf carts are still a motorized vehicle, and you need to treat them as such.
19. If you thought your love life was in the gutter, please remind yourself of the sweet, sad boy caught in the friend zone.
Someone love Keith. He deserves love and respect.
20. Your commute on a stinky subway car cannot be as terrifying as this.
If there are casualties on your way to work, then you’re clearly dealing with a bad situation.
21. Dropping your entire breakfast on the floor and leaving this print is less of a mistake and more of a work of art.
Now have fun cleaning up this mess and being late for work.
22. This guy was headed to a job interview when he noticed that the store left the security tag on his suit jacket.
Maybe he could tie it around his waist like a sweater and no one will notice?
23. Apparently, this is what happens when a ton of hail hits your moonroof.
I’m not an auto body specialist, but this looks like something that may warrant a write-off.
24. I guess that milkshake ain’t bringing any boys to the yard or satisfaction to your stomach.
Some days just don’t start off right, and there’s really nothing you can do about it.
