It started with a post to Dolly Parton’s social media accounts that used a grid to poke fun at the “personality” of some of the biggest social media sites by selecting profile pics of Parton to match.
Linkedin is professional and smart, Facebook is casual and real, Instagram is aspirational, and Tinder is…Tinder.
People immediately started making their own versions and it wasn’t long before the dog community began to get in on it too. They are the best. I love them, and now I’m sharing some with you.
Wesley and Basil
Yes, these are my dogs. How could I resist?
Wesley, the black shih-poo is all business in public, but has zero shame once you get him in the sheets.
Basil, the shih tzu, was very proud of his bowtie when he graduated from obedience training. Future Tinder hook-ups should know that he snores. A lot.
Mister Moose
Mister Moose the Pembroke corgi is cuter than he is smart, and tends to whine like he’s in pain when you scratch his ears real good. You know, if you’re into that sort of thing.
Winston
” Winston is a ridiculous, snaggletoothed, 7-year-old pit mix. He loves babies, snuggles, his Kittybrother, and everyone he has ever met. He says he loves you and wants to lick your face.”
Winston clearly took props into consideration.
Willow Rosenbark
” Willow Rosenbark will be 1 year old next month. She’s an adorable sassy goofball who is either RUNNING or snuggling.”
Bonus points for the fab name and cute social media puns.
Luna
” Luna’s a 3 year old Heinz 57 mutt with lots of attitude and spunk! She casually participates in agility now and again and would for sure show that off on Facebook but also has lots of fun photo shoots that she posts on Instagram, hence the fun flower background pic. These encapsulate only some of her moods and you can definitely see that sass in the tinder pic “
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Lola and Koozy
” Lola is a needy 5 year old SuperMutt with dwarfism. Her favorite thing to do is antagonize her older sister and her favorite place is in your lap.
“Koozy is an 8 year old American Staffordshire Terrier/Miniature Poodle/Chihuahua. She gives kisses on command, hates fruit and will convince you she hates her sister until she’s cold.”
Boe
” Boe is a 5 year old Labrador mix that is a complete free spirit! When he isn’t running his heart out on the beach he is cuddled up giving kisses to whoever happens to be close by “
That Facebook wave is giving me life right now.
Pepper
“This is Pepper, a 2 year old border collie mix. When she’s not smiling at the camera, she’s playing with her friends and getting everyone she can to play fetch with her.”
Pepper looks ready to take her Tinder date to a swanky restaurant.
Gus
” Gus is a 3 year old German Shepherd/Belgian Malinois mix who is always camera-ready. His brother, Chuck, couldn’t do this meme because he isn’t a cooperative model.”
Come on, Chuck! We just want to love you! Be a good model!
Karma
“Karma’s LinkedIn profile is obviously her most professional look, but also terribly out of date, which seems about right for the platform. Facebook has her looking happy and natural, Insta bright and filtered. Her Tinder pic, well, no explanation needed, eh?”
Linus and Turtlez
“This is Linus! He is about 4 years old, a poodle terrier mix and loves snuggles, naps, and playing with his sister Turtlez. Facebook: felt cute, might delete later, Instagram: saying hello world, LinkedIn: taking serious inquiries only, and Tinder: he’s ready to party!
“Turtlez! She’s an 8 year old beagle lab mix. She loves barking, chasing balls, and getting belly rubs. Facebook: because it shows her silly side, and she’s doing one of her favourite things (getting those belly rubs!), Instagram: looking majestic af, LinkedIn: very professional, 10/10 would hire, and Tinder: saying well, hello there “
$Clyde
“This is Ca$h Money Clyde, aka The Charm City Chupacabra. He runs the streets he was found on as a stray, and steals hearts with his soulful stare. $Clyde is a Samson with powerful hair and no matter the social platform, is a master in the art of seduction.”
That hair is incredible, $Clyde!
Molly
“This is the love of my life (don’t tell my husband), Molly! She’s a Staffordshire Terrier who doesn’t really enjoy long walks, but would die for anyone to throw sticks and balls for her all day. Literally, she would die because she doesn’t know when to stop.”
Yeti and Sitka
“Yeti a rescue Husky mix. … His insta is him aspiring to be an influencer probably, so he’s staring into the sunset dreaming of his next adventure. His tinder is him highlighting his remarkable cuddling skills, his dick pick got removed for nude images, so he’ll settle for cuddling.
“Sitka our german Shepherd! … His insta was a felt cute might delete it later. But he spends all his time outside, so I wanted to do an outside photo. For his tinder, some might say he’s overcompensating with that stick, but Sitka bio would say, ‘I have big stick energy going on and if my stick is that big makes you wonder what else is big.'”
Saga
“Icelandic Sheepdog Saga has a look for every mood.”
Saga’s eyebrows are the stars of the show here. 11/10 on fleek.
Special thanks to everyone on the Can I Pet Your Dog? Facebook group for submitting their puppers!