We’re all just doing our best. Well, we’re not all doing our best. But you get the idea: Everyone’s just trying to get by. So let’s try to be kind and not judge.
These people are all just doing their own thing.
This is Sparta.
Sometimes you’re on your daily commute, minding your own business, and your subway car becomes overrun with authentic Spartans.
Just leave them alone and you won’t be subjected to any Sparta kicks.
Unblinking.
These big cardboard head cutouts are nothing new, at least in the world of college basketball.
But this guy’s created a design that should unnerve even the most composed players.
I think they don’t like his girlfriend.
This poor guy. He went out there, found a girlfriend to spend his time with, and now he has to deal with seeing these posters all over campus.
Sounds about right.
The banjo isn’t the worst instrument out there (for that honor, I’m going to single out the oboe).
But it is the kind of instrument you don’t really need to hear that often.
Faux pas.
This guy’s shirt makes his position very clear: He’s here to run this town and he’s here to party.
But if he does accidentally stumble across a funeral, the shirt’s got him covered for that too.
That’s intense.
You start off reading this sign thinking that these guys might be helpful come moving day. But read down a little more and it reveals an epic saga of friendship.
Table for one. Always.
Yeah, Batman is a little short-changed in the family department. But he’s not helping himself here.
Why not take Alfred or Robin out for once? He could even try working out his differences with the Joker.
In honor of your big day.
This guy came home to a surprise party on a day where such a party really wasn’t called for. At least his friends updated his sash to reflect recent events.
No mo’ Joe.
It’s hard to know what was really going on here. I’m guessing the workers are glad to be rid of Joe, while Joe may have a different version of events.
Signs, signs, everywhere, signs.
Signs are good for displaying a simple opinion so the world can see it. As it turns out, they’re also good for shutting down other people with signs.
Are you sure?
This dude probably gets mistaken for Bernie Sanders every day. And when people don’t see him as Bernie, they probably think he’s an off-brand Larry David.
At least his shirt clears things up.
The resemblance is uncanny.
When I was a kid, there were only about 150 Pokemon. Now there are probably, like, a million. This means that, somewhere out there, there’s a Pokemon that looks exactly like you.
The more you know.
We can’t control, or even properly see, what’s going on with the back of our heads.
This guy just wanted to show up to class, not get used as an impromptu teaching tool.
Mixed messages.
For someone whose opinions on animal cruelty are subject to change, this is the perfect hoodie. For someone who wants to preserve the original message, though, they’ll have to keep the hood up.
Not wrong.
On one hand, anime conventions seem like exactly the kind of place you might encounter a B.O. epidemic.
On the other hand, no one should have to accept this when Speed Stick exists.
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I know it must be tough to be the guy who writes subtitles, but this is kind of a lazy effort.
Like, “Speaking Chinese” would look a bit more professional on-screen.
I guess he means well.
I don’t know if this kind of motivation would work. I mean, if he drops the sign, he’s the idiot, not you.
At the end of the day, though, he’s just a guy who wants to encourage runners.
The gritty reboot.
This person could’ve drawn Goofy conventionally. But, like me, they were clearly fed up with Goofy being some kind of anthropomorphized dog that barely looks like a dog.
So they took matters into their own hands.
A name only a mother could love.
This guy was trying to live an uncomplicated life with a complicated name, but now he’s under arrest.
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Hopefully, he can get it together. We send our regards to Mrs. Zopittybop-Bop-Bop.
You don’t know me like that.
This seems to be the perfect jacket for introverts. It’s a great way of telling strangers to kiss off without actually having to, y’know, directly interact with them.