It can be hard to come to terms with the fact that sometimes, people just don’t care. It doesn’t matter how badly you want them to, there’s not a single thing you can do to make them care, and if you try, there’s always the possibility that it could negatively impact your life somehow. You can’t get too upset, though, because chances are, you’ve been that person too. And let’s be real — occasionally, we all need a day where we just don’t give a darn.
1. As the old saying goes, tomato potato. Let’s call the whole thing off.
Seriously, throw this sandwich out the window, or at least throw that tomato at whoever brought you the sandwich, because someone needs to pay for this injustice.
2. Maybe he doesn’t need to care more, per se.
He just needs to care more about the right things. He may not have responded to your wall of text (which you blacked out, so technically we don’t know whose side we’re on), but he seems pretty stoked on those towels at J.C. Penny.
3. When life hands you lemons, panic and throw them into a water dispenser.
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I mean really — whoever did this didn’t actually think they were putting the lemons in there properly, did they?
4. Brief and to the point, I like it.
There’s nothing more exhausting than wasting time on your birthday reading card after card filled with sentimental trite. Get to the point, we all know that you would’ve never come up with that cheesy poem on your own.
5. At least they cared enough to buy the sign, I guess?
They say the road to hell is paved with good intentions, and if that’s the case, then it’ll be smooth sailing on this end when I head to my final destination. I’ll see these guys there!
6. I swear, UPS stands for “Unwilling to Press doorbellS.”
Okay, maybe that was a bit of a stretch, but come on. You all know that this struggle is real as hell, and the fact that they stuck the ticket right to the sign just shows how few hecks this driver gives.
7. I can’t wait until I reach the age that I just stop giving a damn about most things.
Honestly, it just seems too beautiful and freeing. I mean, sure, Grandpa should probably care a bit more about this baby being born, but…eh.
8. They say you should do things with love or not at all, but I don’t know how true that is.
Does love really make the sandwich taste better? Will hating someone with love really make you hate them better? I’d like to see the study that proves this.
9. If bad days allow you to break the law, then I’ve had legal immunity for years.
Apparently, this meter maid thinks that he does, too, because you’d have to be having a bad day to pull a jerk move like this.
10. Here we go again with the “I’m old and DGAF” mentality.
It’s so beautiful, isn’t it? I seriously can’t wait, this is like the only thing that makes aging seem like it’s not the worst thing ever.
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11. Oh my God, it hurts.
Were they trying to be artsy? The only plausible reason for doing this would be to anger your potential clients with the hopes of getting caught up in some sort of pizza controversy, bringing attention to your brand. This is sacrilegious.
12. If “not my job” was a photograph, it would be this one.
With that said, if my boss told me to fill the salt and pepper shakers and then handed me individual packets, I’d probably do this too. There’s no way I’m opening each of them.
13. Does this count as trying?
School is one of those places where you shouldn’t cut corners, but at the same time, you’re too young to know any better. Hopefully she still passed.
14. Dogs don’t have to care.
As their humans, I think we’re supposed to do that for them. This means removing them from the grass instead of taking a picture, but whatever.
15. This is NOT the kind of job you want to have when you’re lazy.
I feel awful for whoever was on the dialing end of those phone calls.
16. I’m not sure if this is poorly designed or intentionally ironic.
The fact that you can’t really tell the difference would suggest that neither are a good idea for a shirt.
17. It’s the thought that counts, right?
This is faster, more economical, and better for the environment. You might think he’s lazy, but I just think he’s frugal, and Evan should be grateful regardless.
18. What’s the point of paying for college if you’re just going to nap through it?
I’ve never understood that logic. “Here, take thousands of dollars of my hard earned money so that I can sleep in a room packed with hundreds of other students.”
19. Parents have enough on their plates.
Nnow, on top of cooking them dinner, taking them to school, and brushing their hair, parents are expected to remember their children’s names? No, thanks. Just number those bad boys and toss ’em under the tree. (The gifts, not the kids.)
20. David stopped giving one nice and early in life.
He’s going to have a pretty carefree live ahead of him. This might cause a few problems along the way as well, but thankfully, David doesn’t care at all so they won’t even matter.
21. I can’t tell if this woman loves herself too much, or not enough.
On one hand, she’s doing exactly what she wants to do. On the other hand, she’s drinking spicy mustard. I hope she’s okay.
22. No person who cares about, well, anything really, would consider putting this anywhere near their mouth.
Why would you ever consider trying to eat something that looks like it would’ve eaten you first if given the chance?!
23. I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but public transit is NOT the metropolitan equivalent to open waters.
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I don’t know why, but people seem to think that there is no legislation on public transit. Those people are horribly mistaken. Bruh, have some respect.
24. “It’s been 87 years.”
Getting lost at Ikea is the risk one must take in order acquire inexpensive, Swedish furniture. At some point, you just have to say “Okay, Ikea…you win,” and accept that it wants to play a game. It’s too vast, there are too many channels to get lost in, but thankfully, it is also fully equipped to (stylishly) sustain you. This your life now.
