There are some people out there born with a natural insight into the way the world works. They’re the sorts of people who can piece together the most unlikely things into a theory about the inner workings of this strange planet.
However, the people on this are far less grandiose and far funnier! So, please enjoy these 14+ people who put the pieces together!
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“11 yr old daughter drew this out of the blue. Looks like she’s got the future work-week figured out.”
This kid really is wise beyond her years. Although, I felt like this while I was at school, so I think that this may apply to schoolkids as much as it does adults.
“My cat figured out how the fridge works and now he’s turnt on fresh, crisp water.”
I think that you may need to get your cat a water fountain. Then they won’t have to perform such feats of acrobatics just for a sip of water!
“My cousin couldn’t figure out why his dog kept pissing on his bed since he bought the new pet stain remover.”
Why would anyone ever want that spray? Is it for if you really hate your neighbors or the like? Imagine the chaos you could cause with this single spray bottle!
“I have heterochromia. It’s easy to figure out who I am when my 3 year old draws me.”
I didn’t realize that heterochromia also causes you to turn into a walking, elongated shrubbery! How terrifying!
“Couldn’t figure out why the snooze button wasn’t working.”
A lot of people wondered why they have such a bottle of lotion next to their bed. In response, they wrote, “we have a newborn…there are bottles of lotion everywhere! And that raises more concern.”
“Irish Mail – This piece of mail was delivered to the right place with no address, just a description of the recipient and the town he’s living in.”
This must be an incredibly small town! Either that or he’s just the only person who wears glasses in the area!
“Yeah… let’s put those two signs together.”
Ah, would you look at the Lord’s little sad face! There’s no way you could feasibly go into that video store now is there? Well, not without a disguise you couldn’t anyway.
“This appears to be a piece of petrified wood!”
Quentin Tarantino’s live-action Ed, Edd, and Eddy movie which shows Plank in the throes of meth addiction really isn’t for everyone.
“My nephew has some things figured out.”
Well, he’s not wrong! This kid is definitely going places, those places are likely incredibly lazy places such as the couch, but he’s heading there with gusto!
“Found this on my daughter’s pillow.”
I love the way that she has written “Tooth Fairy” in quotation marks! She has also been incredibly considerate of her parents’ feelings in this letter.
“My friend was putting together her furniture and this was in the instructions.”
Yep, I like that idea. I was always one for preferring side quests in video games over the main quest anyway.
“Found this at best buy and wanted to test their claim.”
All I can think of is how filthy that guy’s fingers must have been for him to have made this prominent a mark!
“Putting candy cane pieces in cookies is a bad idea…”
Sure, they may not be the best idea for a Christmas party, however they’d perfect for Halloween!
“I cleaned the closet and discovered my roommate’s strange collection. You wouldn’t believe how nervous the dog was.”
How did this person not realize that their previous roommate had this many vacuums? They’re not exactly small!
“How I discovered my wife and her co-workers were in a Fitbit activity contest.”
Things are going to look a little suspicious when you show off your truly incredible number of steps for each day but you don’t look any healthier!
“Had to have the vet shave my cat to treat a skin issue, and he looked so fake no one believed these photos were real.”
I don’t know why but I can’t look at this cat without thinking that he looks like an angry cartoon grandpa! I can see him angrily shouting at kids on the lawn, instilling fear in them.
“Found this on a truck taking up two parking spots in an IKEA parking lot.”
Pfft, they also spelled “windshield” wrong! Come on, if you’re going to leave notes on your car window, you need to make sure they’re bulletproof. Otherwise people will jump all over you…like me. I will jump all over you.
“Our office doesn’t let us adjust the thermostat, but my coworker figured out a workaround when she’s cold.”
I’m ridiculously tight when it comes to the heating being on too high. I think it is a genetic trait as my dad is the same.
“So my girlfriend just discovered I own a Label Maker… within minutes, this happened.”
It is amazing the fun that you can have with a label maker. Also, it’s amazing how much you can truly annoy your housemates with a label maker!
“When you get told you can only use one side of piece of paper to write formulas for the final.”
This is perhaps the only form of cheating for which they should actually get extra points for ingenuity!
“About two pieces in we noticed a pattern on our pizza.”
It’s absolutely filthy what some people do with their pepperoni sausage. This pizzeria ought to be ashamed of themselves.
“I put a piece of tape on my bin lid to fix a crack. My 92 year old neighbor obviously thought we were labelling our bins with our unit numbers…”
This is such an adorable mix up! At least now, no one will be able to steal his bin…not that that is something people do, but still!
“8-year-old son woke up early this morning to put together stockings for me and his mom… which were plastic bags full of what you see here.”
Pens, petty cash, cheap beer, and a candy cane… This kid really knows what adult life is all about!
“This was entered in my local fair as an art piece, called ‘Stairway to Kevin’.”
I guess that art really can be whatever you want it to be! This might be considered a masterpiece in years to come.
“The cat didn’t get the memo about painting the windowsill…”
I can just imagine those footprints leading right the way to wherever the cat is now seated, only for her to look back as though saying, “And what?”
“I can never figure out how to refill those things either.”
Jesus, do you think that they used enough tape? I know that some people will nick anything, but this seems like a bit of overkill!
“Had one of the interns put together my new filing cabinet and he left this note on my desk.”
There are few things as terrifying as finishing assembling a piece of furniture, only to find a handful of items and not being sure as to whether they’re just spares or something integral to the assembly that you’ve missed!
“If you can’t fix it. Make it work for you.”
“Well, looks like that drunk idiot ruined the sign, better call someone to fix it!”
“…Actually, I’ve got a fantastic idea!”
“When your older brother is learning to drive.”
As someone whose older brother did drive them around a lot growing up, this fear won’t pass once they’ve actually gotten their license. It made me wish the passenger seat had more belts.
“Cat shows you the only way to use chair holes.”
When you can’t use regular armrests, you need to improvise. Take some weight off those front legs, y’know?
“I’m so glad I found this.”
While I do agree that rugs are overrated, I gotta admit I’m more of a hardwood guy myself, but I’m not sure where that puts me here.
“Don’t wear a green shirt on picture day.”
Or do exactly that. Why wouldn’t you? Having your school legacy be a series of body-less floating heads sounds like the only way to live.
“Thinking of buying a bra just for the sake of it.”
With this technique, you could give this dog a whole new outfit. How do we feel about cowboy boots? A propeller hat? Sequined jacket?
“Punctuation is key!”
Can we also address the absurdity that is putting what I only assume is maple syrup in a jar? A glass bottle is possible, but a jar? What is this company?
“I figured out you don’t actually have to assemble these things.”
At that point, you’re kind of just paying for a glorified, heavy box, but then again isn’t that what all furniture is?
“The left door perfectly describes the right door’s condition.”
And in the most condescending way too, as if that right door hasn’t already had a bad day.
“There’s still hope!”
It’s always nice to see someone actively seeking change to turn their life around. May your pants be held up forever more.
“When two wrongs make a right.”
I can’t wait for next Thanksgiving. We’re trying out a new kind of turkey dinner that’s bound to leave the family impressed.
“Girl thinks paparazzi is taking photos of her; doesn’t yet realize a supermodel (Karlie Kloss) is behind her.”
This actually warms my heart, which I didn’t even know was possible. She’s so clearly flattered and excited about this little photo-op. You go girl, pose for that camera.
“Did I color this right?”
Yeah, clearly. That’s a crescent moon in the sky and but you made it daytime? I won’t stand for these inaccuracies.
“Walking on through my park, learning about the local flora.”
I’ve heard about these! They aren’t native to my area, but I’ve seen photos. They glow so beautifully at night.
“My 2 year old is still ‘learning the ropes’ of hide and seek.”
You get to make a choice here. Do you want to actually teach him so he’ll start vanishing in public areas under the guise of “hide and seek,” or keep it this way and lull him into a false sense of victory? Up to you.
“Is it me, or does this sun decoration look like it’s about to steal the Declaration of Independence.”
Some say that one day Nicolas Cage will return to his true form as the sun itself, once he transcends his human form that is.
“Our newborn horse learning to eat.”
I think she’s doing an excellent job. I, too, do yoga while I eat my dinner.
“For a week I’ve been trashing this free deodorant… I just figured it out.”
Well, one thing is for sure, they won’t be getting any sunburned armpits! A lot of people forget to protect their armpits when enjoying the sun, and it’s very dangerous!
