It’s always good to have a plan.
That said, it isn’t always good to stick to said plan. While some folks are flexible enough to make changes and tweaks along the way, others just stick to the script, regardless of the outcome.
Today, we’d like to celebrate these bullheaded people who execute their plan no matter what.
“First time my wife tired [*sic*] the piping bag…”
Well, the cupcakes don’t look great, exactly. But this is pretty relatable, in that I think a lot of people would fail like this if they were also using a piping bag for the first time.
“My dog is from Serbia, just found out his legal name.”
I don’t know what this owner renamed their dog, but I do know that there isn’t a better possible name for a boxer than Funky Fusion. Restore Funky Fusion’s name, please.
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“Did they do it on purpose?”
Around Halloween, we grant skeletons a lot of autonomy. We pose them, show them dancing, and turn them into characters, even though they’re, y’know, skeletons. We shouldn’t act surprised that they might like to get involved with the number 69.
“Michael Jordan plays ping pong while Larry Bird gets drunk, taken during the ’92 Olympics.”
Before you judge, remember that Larry Legend had cemented his legacy at this point, while most of Michael Jordan’s success lay in the future. So what if Larry wanted to knock back a few pops?
“My local ice cream place must have an abominable signman…”
When it comes to people with plans, it’s a known fact that when a dad has a dad joke in mind, he absolutely must communicate it to the world, no matter what the cost.
“I poke fun at my wife’s vacuum lines for being chaotic. This is her response.”
I think she’s telling her husband off with this, but she’s also playing into his hands. This design isn’t chaotic, it’s completely planned out.
“Aquaman quit his job and opened a car repair shop.”
I’m not sure if this guy is repairing his car in this manner because it’s the easiest way to get underneath, because it’s hot out, or just because he likes swimming. Maybe it’s all three.
“Friend of mine saw this posted up around her neighborhood.”
This lost dog poster gives us a real swerve. If you find this dog, not only does the owner not love it, but it’s now your problem because the owner doesn’t want it back.
“My campus had a bunch of staff leave, found this on the HR door due to her doing three different jobs.”
What this sign subtly communicates, above all else, is that you may get an audience with the HR department if you bring an offering of pizza.
“My rental car has a ‘ram the guy in front of you’ button.”
Y’know, considering it’s a rental, you can probably go ahead and try that button out. That is, of course, assuming you’ve bought all of the insurance options.
“Not raised well enough apparently.”
This car presents two pieces of information: this person is southern raised, but also a rotten, good-for-nothing cheater. Let’s not judge the entire south for this person’s infidelities, though. That just wouldn’t be fair.
“This handmade doll was donated to a silent auction I’m working on.”
The messaging here is extremely suspicious. If something goes out of its way to assure you that it isn’t haunted, it’s a great sign that it actually is haunted.
“To those who said, ‘In other news, water is wet.’ Well, it is in fact ‘moist’.”
Some people have to be precise. So when this person heard, “Duh, water is wet,” they set out to examine the very nature of water. Turns out it’s, uh, medium moist.
“Caesar salad.”
I like how this person didn’t even turn the lettuce into salad before murdering it with knives. I suppose with the caption and the photo, that extra layer wasn’t really necessary. Et tu, salad dressing and croutons?
“Found this at a fair.”
If you’re a small business, you can playfully leverage existing brands to get some eyeballs on your business. I don’t think I’d want to do this to my truck, but I do admire the hustle.
“Why you never put design to a vote. I present… my high school senior t-shirt. Blue Valley High School Tigers.”
I think the person who posted this is making fun of it, but I think it’s brilliant. Sometimes less is more.
“If it’s urgent…”
It’s always handy to have a washroom on the first floor and another on the second floor for convenience. But what about when nature calls and you’re on the stairs? No worries, this place has you covered.
“My girlfriend took our cat to her second ever vet appointment today. Needless to say, she doesn’t get out much.”
I’m not sure if this person means their girlfriend doesn’t get out much or their cat doesn’t get out much, but either way, it doesn’t look like fun for either one of them.
“After 72 days in the NICU, we brought my son home. Two jokes later, he wished he was back in.”
This baby just realized that this font of dad jokes is going to be in their life for decades to come.
“Frequent stops.”
All of the things I heard in middle school just came back to haunt me. Turns out there is a car out there that makes frequent stops exclusively at my mom’s house. I wish I’d never found out.
