Everyday life can be incredibly boring, can’t it? I mean, when you’re stuck in a rhythm of work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, you can find yourself looking for anything to spice up your daily life!
And, these people have just the remedy! Please enjoy these 15+ people who made everyday life more interesting.
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“So I was waiting in my dermatologist’s office and I saw these.”
I think that I would just slowly back away out the door and find myself a new dermatologist if I saw these. It looks like they are actually molds based on people they know…which is really weird.
“Saw something in the corner of my eye while hurrying off to class.”
I wonder how many times she has heard Polyester jokes in her life! I bet they don’t even phase her now. She just blanks them out.
“Should I still knock.”
I wonder if all of the cubicles are like this, or if it’s just this one and this is like the hard mode cubicle?
“Found this gem at my local dog park.”
I know that it says “want” but I can’t help but read it as “wart,” which really changes the tone of this poster!
“I found the pot of gold.”
I think that they might have actually found the “Potty of Gold.” Look, I’m sorry about that. I’m not proud or happy that I said that. Please forgive me.
“This kid’s footwear combo I saw this afternoon.”
I need to get myself a pair of these socks. I think that I could do without the boots though. They’re a certain level of look to which I just couldn’t commit!
“Thank god I saw the sign I was just about to do that.”
Everything can be a swimming pool if you’re invested enough. Nope, I can’t even joke about that. The idea of climbing into a toilet is just reminding me of that scene in Trainspotting which always makes me feel sick.
Strippers In The Store
I’d be amazed if those dollars stayed there for more than five minutes before someone just took them for themselves. People would rather have $2 than a joke in my experience.
“Saw this at a pizza place thought I’d share.”
I cannot believe in this day and age that there are establishments that do not have the facilities to accommodate smoking service animals.
“My husband took this picture of me this morning while I was trying to clean my glasses.”
This is absolutely perfect timing. I like to imagine the little face saying in an incredibly high-pitched voice, “Stop taking pictures of me!”
“My friend’s dad built a cat condo, but it attracted a strange looking cat…”
I like how the cat is looking down as though they’re thinking, “I can’t believe the new neighbors! They aren’t very friendly!”
“How hard did this paper boy throw this newspaper?”
I’ve heard of hard-hitting journalism, but this is something else!
… Don’t worry, I’ll show myself out.
“This Bar’s Sign.”
But, and I hate to be the one to break this to them, beer does leave you! It leaves you into the toilet!
“I asked the pizza guy to write a joke in the box, he did.”
I bet that pizzerias across the world hate the “Delivery Instructions” box on Just Eat. It has turned every person ordering a pizza into a supposed comedian.
“Whoever did this gave me a heart attack.”
(Insert Lord Of The Rings quote here ⏤ I’d do it myself but I don’t like the damn Lord Of The Rings movies, and I can’t wait for all of the angry nerd comments that this admission will incur!)
“The door stop at my hotel. I present the ‘Toe Buster 5000’.”
Ooft, the thought of hitting that bad boy hard with your big toe is making me wince. I bet it has caused the air to turn blue a fair few times before now!
“Had this suitcase for 2 years and I only just noticed it says sample texts.”
Well, if your suitcase gets lost at the airport, I suppose that you will at least be able to say, “Mine is the one that says ‘Sample text.'” I doubt anyone else will have this written on their suitcase!
“Who designed this backroad near my house?”
What do you think came first: the road or the lamppost? A few people pointed out that at least they painted the post yellow so that people can avoid it…well, in daylight anyway.
“The barista did this to her coffee.”
One hopelessly romantic person suggested, “Quick drink it whilst it’s too hot and sue due to improper warning labels!” and I absolutely love that level of opportunism.
“To stir or not to stir. That is the question.”
“Excuse me, I was wondering if you could help me. Do you know if I’m supposed to stir or not stir this paint?”
“Muhahaha… Yes, wouldn’t you like to know! Muahhaahahahaaa!”
“Can I speak to your manager?”
“…crap.”
“My new laptop arrived in a box with warnings not to open it with a saw, axe, blowtorch, flail or… a carrot!”
I now just want to try to open a package with a carrot, just to prove that I can do it. It’d be a waste of a good carrot, but I need to prove it!
“Finally found some furniture to fit my balcony.”
I’m sure that the local mice and rats will be so pleased that you have set them up a little place to have a romantic meal, as though they’re in a Disney film.
“Wishing I had a visible spare tire…”
It would be even more terrifying if you could attach a speaker underneath it which lets out crying sounds… Actually, that might be a little too dark now that I think about it.
Worst Purchase Of 2020
That would certainly have a lot of blank spaces on it, wouldn’t it? Well, either that or just a constant string of “Aaaarrrrgggghhhhhh!!!!” across each month.
“I asked Loretta what the weirdest thing someone has left in the casino lost and found… she came back with this gem.”
This really brings new meaning to something costing an arm and a leg! Let this be a warning to people thinking of heading to a casino any time soon!
“What the hell did that Starbucks do to you, Ashley?!”
I’m assuming that Ashley can’t answer you as she has probably slipped into a diabetic coma. Also, this must have cost a fortune, right?
“Can’t help but laugh every time I walk by the kitchen sink.”
Can anyone hear anything other than a goofy guffawing laugh when they look at this ridiculous frog? Well, either that or Nigel Thornberry saying, “Smashing!”
“A driveway crew was pouring concrete at a new house next to a duck pond. They went to lunch and came back to this…”
I absolutely love the idea of a family of ducks just cackling to themselves and running all over this wet cement. I live in a Looney Tunes cartoon in my head.
“A memorial for the squirrel that ate through a wire that canceled classes for two days. It was paid for by the undergrad class.”
It really is beautiful when a group of kids pool together their minimum-wage grocery store job income to honor a true hero.
“10 years since Bill Gates told me that lunch was a once a day thing.”
Mr. Gates, with all due respect, lunch can happen any number of times you so choose. It’s less an actual meal and more a state of mind.
“Flew in a helicopter for the first time at work, the pilot’s helmet wasn’t calming.”
“But I haven’t started screaming yet.”
“No, but you might. You probably will. You definitely will.”
“It took me a minute to comprehend that my 5yo had invented a new hands-free iPad technology.”
I understand and applaud this child for his genius, but I think using a TV is the easier solution.
“Right…so, that’s called ‘the price’.”
No, you don’t understand: They’re taking 20% of your clothes. Brought in a shirt? Well, you’re leaving with a crop top.
“Get that sixpack.”
I love how obviously delighted he is with his own joke. Yeah, it was funny. You laugh away, good sir.
“My friend got his ‘golden retriever’ pup from a sketchy breeder that claimed it was a full golden retriever. Fast forward 8 years, Ta-Da!”
He looks like one of those foam animals you put in water to expand that got taken out halfway through.
“Last ditch attempt to dry my jeans ASAP.”
A watched pot never boils, and a sun-chasing pair of jeans never dries.
“That moment you realize your daughter is the same size as your Storm Troopers.”
No need to buy fashion dolls or doll clothes. You have your own mannequin right here!
“Someone really doesn’t want this cat to get out.”
I can see why. There’s nothing but nefarious intentions and trickery in that cat’s eyes.
“Wonder what’s in that drawer?”
They’re still secrets, but not, like, serious ones. Little white lies. How many times you texted your ex. Stuff like that.
“They recommended you have three glasses of wine and it assembles itself. Working on the first glass now.”
Wow, technology really is amazing these days! That’s one less handy skill I have to learn.
“This car drove [past] us. Thought it was just the skin. It’s cars. Tiny cars. Fricking tiny cars.”
If it ever hits something, I think it’ll crack open like a pinata and reveal more tiny cars.
“Did my fortune cookie just threaten me?”
Yes, but in a nice way: “Your doom is approaching fast, so have some fun!”
“The lost relic!”
This can actually be found outside of a medieval church in Norwich in the United Kingdom. However, I cannot figure out why it’s there!
“Took a photo of a stranger cat while playing with her.”
By the looks of this photo, you weren’t playing with her at all. What did you do to this kitty!?
“This car I saw in a parking lot today.”
At least they’re being honest and giving the people behind them a nice warning that they’re probably going to be late to wherever it is they’re going!
