We can all stumble across things from time to time that make us feel really uncomfortable , and I don’t just mean when you accidentally put on James Corden’s chat show.
Anyway, that aside, from people who sold the strangest things from the back of abandoned hearses to individuals who blatantly tried to creep out their roommates, here are 30 people who are making us a bit uncomfortable.
One Hell Of A Slogan!
You cannot doubt the fact that any company with “Junk Removal” in the name is going to catch people’s eye. Also, you can be certain that it will make immature people laugh for miles and miles around.
“Oh, come on now!”
How did they pitch this idea to a designer? Aside from them saying, “We want a King Kong nipple slide,” I really don’t know how this came into existence. Someone should be very, very ashamed of themselves because of this!
Is That Necessary?
I do not know what happened here for the attendants at this gas station to think that this was needed, and I really do not want to know either. There are all sorts of people out there though, so it’s not that surprising.
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“So loud!”
What was the reason behind writing “pots and pans in their kitchen” in a different color to the rest of the sentence? I suppose that this really grabs people’s attention though, even if it is for a really weird reason.
“Threatening Church.”
Those quotation marks really add an element of uncertainty and danger to this sign. Perhaps “baptized” is just what this church called “waterboarding.” If so, then you really don’t want to piss of this church’s preacher that is for sure.
“That’s a yikes from me boss.”
Nothing quite like making it look as though someone has been hanged with a chain to sell smartphones! The fact that she is jumping into the air only makes it worse as well. Who greenlit this abysmal idea in the first place?
Unfortunate Surname…
“I have an unfortunate last name. Sometimes I get targeted advertisements, that can go horribly wrong,” wrote the individual who posted this image. I can only imagine that high school was pretty tough at times for them as well.
“Definitely entering this ‘mirror.'”
I am assuming that when you walk through this mirror you end up leaving the Matrix? Either that or you enter a parallel universe where cats go “woof” and dogs say “meow.” I don’t know why it is that incredibly specific parallel universe though.
“Tasty!”
They had to have known what they were doing here. If they didn’t, then I want to meet the person who designed this poster as they must be the single most innocent person on the face of the Earth.
“What kind of hotel is this?”
People really need to stop using quotation marks in such ominous, threatening, and generally creepy ways! Above all though, I really feel sorry for the maids who work at this hotel, they must have to deal with some real weirdos.
Ouch!
I wonder which sign came first, the sign for healthcare or the sign for cremations. I guess it is comforting to know that there is a service that can help you regardless of how severe your injury is at least.
Just…What?
There is something really unsettling about the phrasing and the tone behind this one. I feel like it might be something to do with the fact that the “h” in “ouch” is at such an unnecessarily jaunty angle as well.
“The first penalty listed is bad enough, but…”
Now I am just imagining someone in a high-vis jacket leaning over a smouldering corpse, shaking the corpse gently and saying to it, “Excuse me, sir, that’ll be $50 please.” Even the dead have to pay their fines in this workplace!
“Inspirational quote of the day.”
This just made me think of the ending of the first Blade Runner , although pretty much everything nowadays seems to make me think of dystopian futures. Also, if anyone thinks that I should have put spoiler alert before that, it came out in 1982.
“Looks like the teacher is having a rough week.”
Something tells me that the teacher behind this worksheet will be playing a lot of videos this week. Nothing like seeing a teacher wheel in the big TV when you’re a kid…although most schools probably all have screens in them anyway nowadays.
“It pays to advertise.”
Well, I mean, it’s just essentially like recycling isn’t it? I also happen to know that you simply cannot get a better price for a top-quality limb anywhere else than out the back of this abandoned hearse.
“How could you not know?”
I can imagine that they got a very strange mix of people at their grand opening event. Half of the room being people looking for a manicure, and the other half of the room being people who were…well, not looking for a manicure.
“A new hobby?”
I just hope that they mean researching true crime as a hobby and not committing crime as the hobby. Also, bookstores should not be allowed to display books like this, it’s just an absolute eyesore! If anything would make me commit a crime it would be this damn arrangement.
“Just another night at Applebee’s”
I guess if you want a cheap date you could do worse, but the conversation must be a bit lacking. Unless the blow-up doll is supposed to be a conversation starter — but then, he’s probably not going to get very fun conversations.
“Gotta love it.”
You just know that poor Odd Jobs Bob has received some mighty awkward requests in his days, but he has drawn the line…somewhere. So, there are some jobs that are just too odd for him — who’s going to be the one to find out which ones?
“Took me a minute.”
I have to admit, I had never thought of it that way before, and frankly, I never want to think of it that way again, amusing as it is. Goodbye, appetite, it was nice knowing you.
“The way our Safety Manager stores the CPR training dummies.”
I guess they had to store the CPR dummies somehow, and maybe there’s no great way to do it, but there has to be a better way than this, right? Because this feels like a Madonna video directed by Guillermo del Toro.
“My friend ordered a Pizza and got two different ones.”
Pro tip for all you young pizza slingers out there: if you’re ever going to try to pass off two half-pizzas as a whole pie, make sure that the halves are at least roughly the same size. Man, this is just amateur hour.
“Ahhh the scent of flying.”
It’s one thing to want to air your tootsies out during a long-haul flight — it’s another thing entirely to think the rest of the cabin wants to experience your nasty, dirty-soled feet. This ought to be grounds to get the air marshal involved.
“My flatmate gets a new teaspoon every time he makes a cup of tea.”
People who do not throw the damn teabag right into the bin, instead leaving it on the counter to stain everything, are the spawn of Satan. The multitude of spoons is bad, but the festering teabags is far worse.
“The most absurdly thin toilet paper I have ever seen, found in my airbnb.”
Ah, nothing says gig economy like renters who go out of their way to find the lowest-end toilet paper for their guests. And you just know they’re saving back the pillow-y soft good stuff for themselves!
“Got a new rental, last tenants weren’t the safest.”
Have you checked your lint trap lately? I know I check mine after every single load, but this is making me so very uncomfortable I can’t help wondering if I’ve missed a fire hazard somewhere along the line.
“When people can’t be bothered to put the cart back in the cart corral.”
What really stings about this one is how unbelievably close they were to it anyway, and yet they could not be bothered to put it away. I bet the sadistic person who did this never uses their turn signals either.
“How my girlfriend eats wings.”
Everybody is perfectly entitled to do their own things their own way, for the most part, but holy moly is this ever wrong. What did those poor chickens do to deserve to have their wings so disrespected?
Excuse me?
Now, I don’t want to bad mouth bacon, or hot dogs, or even hamburgers for that matter, but whoever combined those wonderful things into this monstrosity needs to make some changes in their life.
