Even if you’re not exactly the creative type, there are times when life demands you flex your creative muscle and design something.
These situations can be awkward or embarrassing, no doubt. But if there’s any consolation, it’s that these designers did far, far worse.
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“Original authentic brano not brand.”
This is an off-brand of something that doesn’t really exist. I don’t think Apple is in the business of selling plain black baseball caps that assure you that they’re authentic. Also, it isn’t spelled “orioinal”.
“This tea will change your image size ratio!”
This is a tried and true trick for Instagram influencers everywhere: if you don’t like the way you look in a picture, simply adjust the image size until things look more pleasing to your eye.
“Hmmm…”
Spider-Man is fine. Monkeys are fine. I’m not sure if the two need to be combined, though. Besides, Spidey’s web-slinging ability would kind of render any agile monkey moves redundant, and I’m not sure a monkey would want to hang out in a crowded metropolis anyway.
“So last year my school hired big brain architects and they remade all the elevation in the shape of a hopper. When it rains all the water floods the main building and hall.”
I’m not claiming I would do any better with this task, but that’s because I’m not an engineer.
“Found this ad for lemonade while shopping.”
What is it about putting an image on a right angle like this that makes everything look so weird? Like, the aspect ratio hasn’t switched or anything, but her eyes and mouth just look so weird.
“Our baker is a clown!”
This is one of those happy little accidents that just makes me feel warm inside. It must be delightful to be behind this bus and see the baker’s nose light up at every stop sign and red light.
“The sign says ‘teaching kids good manners’, but it looks like you’re just yeeting the baby into trash.”
For a frazzled, frustrated parent, seeing this sign would probably look like an enticing invitation. Plus, if you don’t understand the language and are going solely off the pictogram, you have plausible deniability.
“The side of Dory’s family no one talks about.”
Years from now, when the Finding Nemo cinematic universe has been bled totally dry, we’ll have a sequel featuring Dory’s annoying family coming over to stay. It’ll be like Christmas Vacation , just underwater.
“Well at least they tried.”
Personally, I don’t need a CD to look like a bulbous, round baby head. Actually, to build on that thought, I don’t really need a CD at all, since thumb drives and cloud storage exist.
” Finding Emo “
I can’t decide if this is a weird abomination or an absolute must-own item. I’m leaning towards the latter. Just look at the care they put into giving the toy a proper emo haircut.
“Hottest new novel.”
Fun fact: you can avoid copyright infringement by taking the exact same words of the intellectual property you’re ripping off and rearranging them. I mean, your version might not make much sense, but I don’t think that’s the point.
“Found the Super Koala Bros statue today.”
Do you ever see an inanimate object that, despite its lack of sentience, seems to be begging you or anyone else to kill it? Yeah, I’m definitely getting a bit of that vibe here.
“Best detergent ever.”
Soap can have weird, nonsensical names: Gain, Jif, Tide, Gain, and so on. I’m guessing this was named by someone who recognizes this trend, but also isn’t familiar with the various English slang terms for vomiting.
“I enjoy.”
Putting aside the ridiculousness of selling a pre-cracked egg (just one, mind you), take a moment and appreciate the packaging here. Fimally! An excited, pre-cracked treat that the whole family, even your weird long-necked kids, can enjoy.
“Found at Goodwill for 59 cents. Finally, Kitty is safe! Now we need one for the dog.”
This is an absolute steal at 59 cents. Imagine how much you’ll save in protecting your cat from microchips and harmful 5G mind control rays.
“Ah yes, my favourite superhero.”
This is objectively wrong. Mario is not Captain America. But taken on the whole, I’ll allow it. Mario is full of red, white and blue swagger. He’s an Italian plumber who hails from Japan. It never made much sense to begin with.
“This weird door at the top of the stairs in a weird hotel.”
I can’t get my head around this. Maybe there used to be a full wall there, but if that’s the case, why would they leave the door?
“Thinger Strangs.”
It seems like Stranger Things ripoffs are a burgeoning cottage industry these days, but this one really made me laugh. What’s a “strang”? I would have at least called this “Things Are Strange”, because at least those are words.
“Sour then sweet.”
I never got the idea that Sour Patch Kids were supposed to be bad kids, exactly. They were simply born sour, which isn’t their fault. I guess whoever designed this ripoff version had a different idea of their origins.
“WhatsApp perfume.”
Is WhatsApp such a hot brand that people need it in perfume form? I mean, it’s fine I guess, but it’s more of a messaging necessity than something I’m excited to use each and every day.
