The funniest of things can happen when we least expect it. It’s like the universe can tell we’re unprepared and open, so it tosses something our way that really catches us off guard , but also gets us to laugh.
Be it a shocking sight or things not quite working out as planned, this list is full of people who had some unexpected LOLs.
“Bread got squished on the way home from the store. Now we are having Garlic Ghosts.”
An unexpected Halloween treat that’s sure to catch on and sweep the nation. After all, who can resist garlic bread? Or ghosts for that matter? Hand this out to trick-or-treaters on Halloween night and you’ll be the favorite house on the block.
“My kid didn’t realize being Spider-Man would be THAT much responsibility.”
You can blame the media for that, they romanticize being a superhero! Kids think it’s all fun crime-fighting, being a beloved neighborhood figure, but forget that people are going to expect a lot out of them all the time. It’s exhausting stuff!
“Opened 2 cookies to see if it would change. Needless to say, I didn’t not expect that.”
Does pulling both of these make them void? Like, getting the duplicate was the thing you weren’t expecting, right? So now nothing else will happen? Seems a little underwhelming, but at least you don’t have to spend any more time worrying about it.
“I mean it’s an odd request but alright…”
Man, I don’t remember museums being this hands-on. Well, eyes on, I guess. I also don’t remember them being this painful.
Our eyelashes are supposed to stop things from getting in our eyes, but I don’t think they can stop a whole boat.
“It was my dads birthday today but we didn’t have the right numbers so we got creative.”
A funny image only made funnier by the fact that it looks like your pie overflowed like a volcano. That’s molten filling caked onto the tin there. Have fun chipping away at that with an ice pick later when it comes time to clean.
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“Poor Crane wants an education but is Illiterate.”
Well, he can’t start learning how to read if he can’t get into the school he’s meant to learn in! Are you really just going to sit there and take a photo of him instead of helping? Let him in!
“DHL giving birth in the wild , Nature is beautiful!”
The newborn DHL van will spend the next eight weeks alongside its mother, where it will learn to drive, eat, and defend itself in a world full of FedEx trucks and Amazon deliveries trying to take it out. After that, it will set off by itself to deliver packages of its own.
“The pharmacist at CVS drive-through didn’t pay attention to her or call her cute. She’s not used to that […] She was genuinely upset.”
The emotion on her face is almost indescribable. There’s clearly sadness there, yes, but there’s also a hint of anger. Like she’ll remember that CVS employee’s face forevermore, marked away in her mind as an enemy to her cuteness.
“I see you, top secret under cover agents.”
It makes sense that they’d send dogs out as spies. After all, humans are always suspicious, doing weird things all the time, but no one would suspect a dog! Of course they’re always staring at me, I’m just walking by and they’re watching!
“I just want somebody in my life who looks at me the way my brother looks at Chicago deep dish pizza.”
I understand the desire, but that’s a pretty tall order, unfortunately. Deep dish pizza, especially one with that type of stretchy cheese, evokes an emotion in people that is both indiscernible and impossible to achieve any other way. You’re better off settling for less.
“I always laugh at this painting in a local restaurant… the artist reaallyy didn’t want to paint that face.”
Someone in the comments of this post mentioned how the horse very obviously started as a cow and was changed to a horse part of the way through, and now I can’t stop thinking about that. Such a thick neck and a tiny head. Poor guy.
“You didn’t see nothin’.”
I have seen Tinks, but I kind of wish I hadn’t. Are you sure you guys want him back? He seems kind of rude to say the least, and furious to say the most.
“Saw this in the grocery store parking lot, guess he didn’t want to forget the list.”
This guy must love bananas, ham, and pepper if they need to be picked up every single time he goes grocery shopping. The placement also implies that Impala is an item on the list too, that’s gotta be pretty expensive to buy every time.
“Had an ice storm a few days ago. My pumpkin didn’t seem very happy about it.”
I wouldn’t be either! If it’s the time of year where pumpkins can be out on one’s porch, there shouldn’t be anything even resembling snow or ice anywhere. Leaves are still falling, it’s still fall, I refuse to let go!
“Sitting in traffic, minding my own business when suddenly a wild animal appears…
That sure is one way to make sure drivers notice you!
It also just looks like fun. Making sure your noggin is safe while being visible and a little silly, making yourself and others laugh. What a nice way to ride a motorcycle.
“Legit walked into my first royal farms and did a double take…it was lit.”
He’s on his lunch break! He’s allowed to relax a little during his time off the clock without customers like you judging him for it, jeez.
“Made cake toppers for my wedding and forgot to check the oven’s temp before putting my fiancée in…”
I’m sorry to hear about your wife. It’s horrible when this thing happens, but who can ever see ‘turning into a molten blob of radioactive goo’ coming? It’s always so unexpected. It’s probably better to postpone the wedding until she’s re-sculpted, everyone will understand.
“My family usually gets a butter lamb for Easter, but we didn’t this year. Thus, my mother asked me to carve one, and I did.”
Did you? I understand that you definitely tried to carve a butter lamb, but was this close enough to one that you’d consider this a success? How lamb-like must a stick of butter be before it is officially a butter lamb?
“No baby on board.”
“That sticker is for letting emergency responders know there’s a child inside!” You might say, to which I respond, “I would like emergency responders to know that I, too, am inside the vehicle and need rescuing.”
“I put a rake in our flag holder to see how long it would take my wife to say something. It’s been three days.”
If she ever does notice and question it, just tell her it’s tactical raking techniques. No need to waste time pulling the rake out of the garage when it’s always ready to go, meaning more efficiency and a swifter end to those leaves’ lives.
“Bored in line at In-N-Out, these construction workers tried to see what they could reach with their measuring tape.”
Sitting in a drive-through really does feel like an eternity. The irony of needing to wait so long at a place called In-N-Out only makes it better. Or worse if you’re one of the ones in line.
“Won a bet against my boss nearly a year ago. Came into work to see that he finally paid me…in pennies.”
You just know your boss is trying to make this as annoying as possible so you’ll never want to bet against him again and he won’t be out any more money by losing said bet. It’s a skeevy plan, but admittedly a smart one.
“My roommates went away…”
I can’t decide which term for ‘night’ I like better, unmorning or no sun time. Unmorning sounds like some rare supernatural occurrence that could spark a horror novel, while the other is just what living in the extreme north is like sometimes.
“Threw my 5 year old a super fun birthday party and this is how she thanks me.”
People were debating whether or not this was a misspelling of ‘thank’ or ‘for’, but I’m busy thinking about how you should cherish this forever and use it to embarrass your daughter years down the line. Let her know how rude of a child she was.
“Tried to take some cute photos with my nephew and he was *not* into it.”
You think babies don’t get tired of this? They know they’re cute, and they’re being tugged around for photos all the time! They can’t go a day without looking up and seeing a phone pointed at them. He wants to be valued for more than his cuteness.
“This guy trying to sell a mirror on Facebook marketplace.”
I’d be more compelled to buy this mirror because I’m impressed at his foot’s dexterity. At the same time, though, I’m also a little afraid. If his foot can hold a phone this well and still be able to take a photo, what other, more dangerous things could it do?
“Our employee overcooked the brownies, so we turned them into a coffee table. Taking Christmas Pre-Orders now.”
Honestly? Someone would probably buy this. There’s a market out there for absolutely everything, even inedible, tiny, brownie coffee tables.
Also, I love the idea of a coffee table just being a table for a cup of coffee. That’s adorable in a way I didn’t expect.
“My brother took a pic of my niece Birthday cakes, and […] at the same time take a picture of my existential crisis.”
When someone asked what he was thinking about in this moment, the man in the photo and uploader responded, “There are more airplanes in the ocean, than submarines in the sky.”
I could see a thought like that resulting in that expression of lost confusion.
“Everything is fine. Nothing to see here.”
The dog on the left looks so frightened. “I know this looks pathetic but please, please don’t try to talk to him about it. There’s a reason he managed to kick me out of my own bed. You have no idea what he’s capable of.”
“Got some old produce signs in at work. Didn’t sleep last night, and took way to long to figure out what ‘snoino’ meant.”
Snoinos are a pretty common vegetable with lots of variants that are used in all sorts of recipes! Some people don’t like working with them though, as they tend to make people laugh uncontrollably while cutting them.
