There are some people out there who can’t help but find their way to making many hilarious mistakes throughout their life! I mean, I know for sure that I am also one of these people!
Whether you are one of these people, too or are just looking for a laugh, please enjoy these 14+ people who were flat out incorrect!
“Asked the meter maid about street parking, she said I was fine to park for the day. Went to lunch came back to find this…”
Holy hell, can you imagine how annoyed you would be to find this after being assured you’d be fine? Although maybe he misheard her and she actually said he’ll be fined ?
“Today someone decided to make an illegal u turn at the worst possible time.”
You just know that the people who had just spent hours of work on this street were about to get a phone call that would ruin their week.
“‘5 lbs. isn’t that much, I can definitely eat this burrito’ he said, looking at the menu confidently. Oh how wrong he was.”
Look at the size of that behemoth! In fairness, I think that I could make a good go of eating that! It’s also making me hungry just looking at it.
“My calculations were incorrect.”
“Come on, it’ll be absolutely fine!”
“You promise you won’t drop me…?”
“I promise!”
“In fairness, that is what I said.”
It doesn’t matter if you said it, they’d have to be one hell of a spectacular bonehead to think that someone’s first name could be “Uhh.”
“Told our kid to go put the pizza costume back where it belongs… well he wasn’t wrong.”
Nope, I know that you’re trying to look on the good side, but this is completely wrong. This kid is an idiot.
“We had 40 people over for a party this weekend and apparently no one snooped our medicine cabinet.”
Nope, no way. There is no way that not a single person went snooping. They just didn’t want to admit to snooping!
“Is it wrong to eat a Blueberry Muffin that looks just like your dog?”
Yes, it is completely wrong to eat that muffin! Now, give it to me and I will be able to eat it without any guilt.
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“No snapchat, that’s not what I wanted…”
You’re completely wrong. It worked absolutely perfectly! This picture is better than the entirety of Batman V Superman anyway.
“Anti-smoking ad accidentally recommends quitting the wrong thing.”
“So, why are you quitting school again?”
“The big, buff man on the back of the bus told me to!”
“I think I might need to have a word with this man!”
“My wonderful mother put a frozen pizza in the wrong way.”
But…how? This strikes me as something that someone could only manage if they were incredibly drunk!
“My Nana asked me to fix her phone because ‘the outside clock is always showing the wrong time’.”
But, when you give it back to her now, she’ll be worried about the fact that she doesn’t always have a full battery and full signal at all times.
“Evidently I’ve been pumping gas wrong my whole life.”
It actually took me quite a long time to realize what was wrong here. Please, do not do this. It’ll cause carnage if everyone starts pulling into gas stations at different angles!
“Flying out soon, hope the TSA appreciates the warning.”
Yep, that is exactly the sort of thing that someone who was trying to smuggle cocaine would write on a bag of white powder.
“I thought I could trick my dog into eating food she didn’t like by mixing it in with food she does like. I was wrong.”
There was no way that you were going to be able to pull the wool over this little pooch’s eyes with such a blatant trick!
“…I think you did it wrong.”
I’m assuming that this was in a school for kids? However, if so, this really isn’t helping teach them any good lessons really, is it?
“I woke up today with a missed call from my mom and about 15 tags to beat the cheerio stack record. 10 hours later it has been broken.”
A lot of people pointed out that they had used glue to make this. However, I now just feel bad that this baby is going to live their life with a Cheerios stack glued to their head.
“My friend woke up with 336 cans of cream of celery soup on her porch and has absolutely no idea why.”
There’s no way that they have no idea how this happened. There has to be an embarrassing reason why they’re in this situation that they want to keep hidden.
“My friend was at the airport, and this old French woman was not caring in the slightest.”
This old woman is just too rude for me to find this funny! It costs nothing to stand to one side, and how is she not aware of all the people laughing?!
“Hopefully no one reads this straight across from left to right like I did…”
Whatever way you read it I don’t like this message. It’s either too saccharine or too miserable. Either way, I hate it.
“When a four year old makes you ‘breakfast in bed’. That’s butter by the way.”
I don’t think that I can ever look directly at this one without feeling a little sick. The idea of eating butter love hearts is vomit-inducing.
“Four years since installing the ‘Scissor Antitheft Device.’ Nobody has figured out the flaw yet.”
If no one in your office has managed to figure out the flaw in this measure yet, then I think you may need to look for some new coworkers.
“Had my 6 year old son’s drawing tattooed. Four months later he confesses he didn’t draw it; his friend, Kevin, drew it.”
I would have much preferred to live my life not knowing that it was damn Kevin’s drawing! Damn you, Kevin!
“She said it’s a hand pointing to me. Happy Mother’s Day to me.”
Nope! it’s definitely not that, that’s for sure. Also, I have no idea what the thing at the bottom is. Is it meant to be two fish kissing do we think?
“My mom unknowingly bought a bong for her crystal/glass collection. We have no intention of telling her.”
Nah, I’m not buying it. She knows what it is! You just need to stop assuming your mom isn’t a stoner!
“Wife said ‘it’s gonna take too long to blow up’… challenge accepted.”
I mean, it’s a great idea. I tried a similar thing with a hairdryer once that was blowing on cold. It broke the hairdryer, but it worked for a while!
“Have kids they said… it will be fun they said.”
Oh Lord, just…why? What goes through their heads to think that this is how they want to spend the day?! Go play outside or something!
“Clearly math isn’t one of the ‘threats’.”
Which one of these items was your personal favorite? Be sure to let me know in the comments below! I think that mine has to be the upside-down pizza. That is just baffling!
“My panorama shot didn’t go as planned.”
Yet another unrealistic, ridiculous body standard for men. Shameful.
“I was told my new office had a view of the Hudson.”
I guess a sliver of a view is better than no view. One office over and you might have ended up with just buildings.
“Today I found out how to remotely control my high school student’s computers and how to send them messages when they’re not doing the right thing.”
Not to rain on a teacher’s parade but, when students are goofing off, it not being a productive use of their time is usually the point.
Everything I Know Is A Lie.
Do you ever see something that makes you reevaluate every life choice you’ve made since your junior year of high school? Me too.
“Wearing the wrong colored Hijab for a passport photo.”
If anything, this is probably helpful. It lets them really focus on your face. Make sure that ID matches.
“A buddy of mine was at his sister’s graduation and ended up in the wrong place.”
Well, congratulations to your friend on his new diploma in…supply chains and operations? I’m sure all his hard work really paid off.
“People always complain about my bad handwriting.”
Yeah, they should really be thanking your cat for always being helpful and assisting you in your writing.
“Thought I knew what to expect at the new $5.99 Chinese buffet. I was wrong.”
The Cheetos alone as an option is bad, but can you imagine a lamp-warmed Cheeto? They’re not supposed to be anything other than room temperature.
“Wait a minute, that’s not what that means.”
It’s about time we started seeing some different species in sports. I’m proud of the MLB’s inclusion of amphibious participants.
“Ladies, we’ve been wearing it wrong this whole time.”
There’s some variety too in this new fashion movement. Straps on the side, straps through the middle, so many ways to customize.
“There’s something not quite right about this picture.”
This invokes the same feelings in me as those Mr. Potato Head/Lays chips from a while back. Those feelings are confusion and anger.
“Incorrect McDonald’s. Half is in fact equal to half.”
I’m tired of the optimism, McDonald’s. When I’m out half of my drink I’m still out half of my drink and it makes me sad!
“I bought the wrong card for my bride.”
It’s not too late! If you use a fine-tip marker you can fit a “wo” in front of the “man” in that second line. You can still recover!
“Guys, something’s wrong with my Lucky Charms.”
No, something’s wrong with you for considering this a problem. Who actually wants the cereal bits?
“The answer is no. You should NOT vacuum pack bagels.”
Hmmmm… I can’t say that it looks very appealing. Although, you never know how it’s gonna be until you open it…probably horrible though.
“1 Cauliflower, 1 Broccoli.”
Unfortunately, the plural and singular forms of “broccoli” and “cauliflower” are still “broccoli” and “cauliflower,” so they technically advertised it correctly.
“This sign I took a picture by on January 1st of 2020 seems to have been incorrect on its hypothesis.”
All I can hear is Ron Howard’s voice saying on the voiceover, “It wasn’t.”
