There’s an old saying that goes “a person makes plans and the universe smiles.” It’s a clever way of saying that you can always plan for sunshine but you had better be prepared for rain.
Unfortunately, sometimes when it does rains — it pours. See what I mean and check out these 15 people who just can’t seem to catch a break .
When you know right away that today is going to suck.
If this happened to me, I can say with confidence that I would immediately head upstairs, crawl back underneath the covers, and try again tomorrow. Clearly, today has nothing to bring you but pain and sorrow.
I hate to tell you, but that wasn’t an aspirin…
“I took some aspirin when I was tired really late at night.,” explained Redditor KatOfTheEssence. “I realized an hour later that what I took was not aspirin.”
One wrong letter can make all the difference in the world.
Well, for one thing, I bet his friends and family were mortified to learn that their dearly departed was living a double life as a terrorist. I know it’s not in good taste to mock the dead but this is pretty hilarious.
People who say there’s no such thing as a “bad dog” really crack me up.
I believe that there are plenty of bad owners as well, but there are most definitely bad dogs out there. For instance, our family dog was treated like a king and all that little turd did was bark and bite.
When unexpected guests show up for a morning swim.
It’s one thing to walk out into the backyard and find a family of ducks swimming in your pool. But if there happened to be a hungry pride of lions — I’d let them have it.
One bad experience can ruin dining out forever.
“I chewed on it twice thinking it was a clove of garlic before I made the horrific realization it was a fingernail,” wrote Reddit user Alicee-.
Pardon me while I go throw up now.
When you try to light a candle to cover your tracks and everything goes wrong.
“Lit A Match To Light A Candle On The Toilet,” explained Reddit user gypsypanthr. “Flew Out Of My Hand And Landed In My Underwear While Burning.”
Oh my lord, it’s great balls of fire!
Congratulations, you’re screwed for the rest of your life!
I can only imagine what the conversation went like for this guy at the doctor’s office. “Congratulations, Mr. Smith — you’re allergic to everything !”
Enjoy your life in a bubble, my friend.
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Seriously — a question mark? I could have told you that! I already don’t know, that’s why I’m taking the stupid test in the first place! A pregnancy test shouldn’t be allowed to be ambiguous.
Bubble bubble, toil and trouble.
According to this Reddit user, someone at their father’s work accidentally dropped dry ice into one of the men’s room toilets.
Sure, just like me and my friends”accidentally” dropped a pumpkin down the stairwell back in high school.
I would have to move.
No freaking way, absolutely not. If I ever found a piece of snakeskin that long in my own house, I would be running so fast I’d leave a cloud of dust behind me in my wake.
