I’m not going to lie, I am exhausted most days, and I don’t even have kids or pets to take care of. I’m a single Millennial living alone with no car who tries to go to the gym after work, and still has to cook a full meal because I’m trying to be healthy. Ugh! That means I get maybe 2 hours of downtime at night, which is mainly overridden by time spent showering , eating, and doing dishes. So, I really have one whole hour to watch The Bachelor , which is often spent also catching up on social media and trying to scour the Internet for new rain boots.
It’s truly a miracle that I am here typing this and not still sleeping. I freaking deserve a participation award for just participating in adult life!
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And now I really can get a participation award thanks to Etsy seller Chelsey Hill over at the shop TheHeirloomTomatos.
For $6 , you can congratulate yourself for just getting dressed.
And if you choose to go bra-less anyways, all the power to you!
The shop sells an array of hilariously relatable situations that deserve awards, like if you’re the “best at saying what we’re all thinking.”
I never thought I would ever feel so seen by a product?
She also has ones for just simply adulting , putting your pants on , being the “best okayest friend” , being happily single , and so much more.
Each ribbon really looks like a legit participation ribbon, made with a shiny satin ribbons, metallic gold lettering, and gold string to hang on your car mirror.
On the back is a little card where you can write the name of the person who is receiving the ribbon, the class, event, award, and date.
Collect them all for yourself, or gift to friends, family, and coworkers who are just trying their dang best and deserve to be recognized for it.
Be sure to check out Chelsey’s shop for the complete collection.
