There are some truly wild people in the world, those who have freed themselves from fearing the judgement of others, who march through life confidently. They’re all icons, and due to their rather outgoing nature, tend to get into some pretty funny situations .
They’re honored here in this list of 20 outlandish people who did what they did and aren’t apologizing for it.
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“Was at my kid’s school for a costume parade. One Dad misunderstood in the best way possible.”
I don’t think this is a misunderstanding, he knew exactly what was up. A costume parade shouldn’t be for the kids alone to enjoy and take part in! Not to mention other kids would probably love to see their parents come in costume. He aced this.
“Kindergarten.”
The note says she’s not allowed to cut her own hair, so maybe someone else has been doing it for her in secret. At least they’re returning the hair to its rightful owner and not using it for nefarious spellcasting purposes.
“On the wall at my kid’s art school…”
Of course it’s the art school with the pretty water fountains. No wonder a few kids have wanted to capture its beauty, from the shape to the color, it’s gorgeous! May this wall one day be filled with artistic impressions of this fixture.
“Seen on a Jukebox in Dallas…”
Try as I might, I can’t think of a place that would willingly play Christmas music and also have a jukebox. Like, I can’t picture a bar throwing on some holiday classics, so them allowing this song even once per night is pretty generous.
“Lost grasshopper.”
Well, he is a grasshopper, the first step should be dropping onto all fours and crawling around your lawn in search of him. The blue cape was a good idea, it should make him stand out more. Natural camouflage won’t work this time!
“In case you were wondering, the answer is yes, you can mail your friend a potato.”
I can’t say I was wondering that at all, actually, but I suppose it’s good to know. I am curious as to why one potato requires that many stamps, but who am I to question the inner workings of the postal system.
“My local Burger King the other night.”
They didn’t even have the morale to make sure this sign was written correctly, that’s how you know it’s gotten really bad in there.
I like that they still apologized, though. Every employee is so tired that they’re walking out, but they’re still sorry about it.
“Realized Snapchat filters work on cats & my life will never be the same.”
That’s one fabulous-looking cat! I never thought that beards could look so stylish on an animal as well as humans, but when it’s pink and glittery, it’d look stunning on just about anything. May you discover more iconic looks for your cat this way.
“Get a double vanity they said. You can have your own side they said.”
You do have your own side, technically, the very far right side!
Really, though, a few elements of your partner’s side have me really stressed out. From the clothing items in the sink to the Bluetooth speaker so close to water, it’s a little too chaotic for comfort.
“I can’t believe I actually got a picture of the cops pulling over the Emergency Donut Vehicle.”
Is the Emergency Donut Vehicle something I should be aware of? Does it actually deliver emergency donuts? If so, how dare the police pull it over! It could have been on its way to a critical donut situation, who knows if the patient will make it with this type of hold up!
“That moment when you can tell that a couple will be together forever.”
Some couples just click naturally so well that it’d be impossible to imagine them with anyone else. Others become this way after time, countless years growing so used to one another that behaviors like these are second nature.
Either way, it’s heartwarming to see!
“Took a selfie with the pope.”
And it looks like you plan on taking the Pope next! Just plucking him right from the window and placing him in your pocket, then taking off before they can notice. It would be the perfect crime!
“My wife’s Halloween charcuterie game is strong.”
It’s strong, but it’s also terrifying. If she brings this to a potluck, people will flock to it, so they can both taste it and eliminate it first so it isn’t staring at them all night long.
“There’s a wild piggie & Chiwawa [*sic*] gang terrorizing my mom’s neighborhood.”
This is very funny, and imagining a crime duo consisting of a small pig and an even smaller dog fills me with glee, but not as much as the word ‘chiwawa’ does. Thank you, person who uploaded this photo, for introducing that spelling into my life.
“Our candy sign from last night.”
This might actually be a good way to deter bowl thieves on Halloween night. A sort of reverse psychology trick, where if they think you’re okay with them stealing it all, it’ll make the act less thrilling, so they won’t do it. Clever.
“My cat looks like she’s ready to chauffeur me about.”
Are you sure? Given the way cats are, I’d first assume she’s waiting for us to chauffeur her about. You can tell by the very slight anger on her face. She’s tired of us taking too long to get ready, she has places to be!
“I call this OCD cornbread. My wife ate my last apple, this is my revenge.”
Eating the last apple doesn’t deserve retaliation this severe. She committed a petty crime; you committed a felony! I can only hope that you baked this, because if you did this to something she made, that’s grounds for immediate divorce.
“This guy can’t be serious.”
Look at how he’s hoisting that thing, he’s dead serious. Though, maybe we’re all looking at this wrong. Maybe this is a piece of performance art, and he’s prepared to be there for hours, putting on this show of trying to fit that beam in his car. Very profound.
“My daughter’s growing unicorn had it’s head out of water overnight.”
I’m a big fan of how majestic this thing looks even with the tiny head. A puffed-out chest and a confident, forward stride, this unicorn still knows it’s the prettiest thing in all the land, no disproportionate appendages will get its spirit down!
“Should it come with a wreath and candles?”
It should come with a funeral invitation so everyone can take the time to mourn the loss of their dear coworker as they move on to bigger and better things. For the next two weeks, everyone is required to wear black and can only nod solemnly at each other as communication.
“Out of all the places he can sleep.”
For a cat, this is pretty tame. Normally they’ll choose to sleep somewhere that’s purposely inconvenient to their owners as some sort of sick joke, this cat just looks cozy. Unconventional, sure, but he’s out here living his best life and taking his best naps!
“Thought my outfit was cute until [I] saw their shower curtain.”
As someone in the comments said, this pattern makes for a cute shirt, but it’s terrible for a shower curtain, so you’re still the one in the right here. If anything, this shower curtain stole your style! It’s clearly just jealous.
“First time my wife tired the piping bag..”
Maybe she wasn’t super proud of this batch of cupcakes and had to come up with a way to make sure no one would want to eat them. Whether or not it’s an effective method depends on the person and their constitution.
“My six-year-old nephew got in trouble at school today. I feel his pain, I can’t resist saying it either.”
It’s a good word! I understand that it’s not really appropriate for children, but sometimes there’s no proper substitution that hits as hard or is as effective at getting your message across. There should be some exceptions made for those instances.
“Working at the airport, we see many people tag their bags. […] Today [we] came across this…”
Whatever it takes to make sure no one wants to steal your luggage! This is genuinely a great way to stop thieves as it’s both cheap and, if someone were to try to remove that photo, loud. Three cheers to innovation!
“My 42 year old husband still picks out the marshmallows to eat last.”
We all agree that the marshmallow is undeniably the best part about Lucky Charms, right? It’s not even a competition. Meaning that doing this at any age is fine, it makes sense. As long as you’re not screwing anyone else over, there’s no age limit to enjoying marshmallows!
“Was in the front yard raking leaves and my 11 month old Doberman puppy Violet wanted a better view.”
At least this proves that she loves you? It also proves that no fence can hold her, though. She will grow more powerful than you could ever think possible, she will not be restrained by pathetic human creations of wood and stone. She will go where she pleases when she pleases.
“You’re not fooling me!”
I was thinking circles for a moment wondering if cops could actually get vanity plates for their cars, then if they could even jokingly pretend to not be a cop on that vanity plate. If they pull you over, is that entrapment? They said they weren’t a cop!
“Last day at the office, I guess.”
To be fair, this is how I feel every Friday regardless of how the work week went. If I could spend a whole day laying face down on the floor, I would, but apparently I only get paid if I actually do my job, so that’s out.
“Imagine, you are at someone’s funeral and suddenly look down and see this.”
Wait, these are actually really great. This is my formal request that anyone who attends my funeral wear these shoes or any shoes that are equally as silly. There will be laughter to be had whether people want it or not.
