You’re about to look at a bunch of regular, unedited pics.
Why would I give that disclaimer ahead of something that’s obviously going to be a list of pics? Well, these pics might be unedited, but they’re still going to throw you for a loop.
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“Shoulder pads.”
Shoulder pads haven’t been a part of mainstream fashion since, gosh, the early ’90s or so? To some, that might mean they’re played out. To others, though, that means they’re poised for a big comeback in the 2020s.
“My friend learning to snowboard.”
I have a hard time believing the snowboarder intentionally picked this perfect outfit. Then again, this pic is so perfect that it’s hard to believe it wasn’t planned out in advance. In any case, that’s some good camouflage.
“Just a cow. Its name is Bertha.”
I never knew that cows were so good at impersonating a creepy, dead-eyed penguin, at least from certain angles. I’m still not entirely convinced this picture actually does show a cow, for what it’s worth.
“The cameras look like a pair of eyes.”
Cameras are the inanimate eyes that silently watch us at all times. It kind of makes sense to make them look like eyes. It gives them a little bit of personality, at the very least.
“Meet my dog, Decapito.”
This dog is blissfully unaware that a horrifying photo of it, seemingly headless, has gone viral on the internet. Maybe it’s for the best. All of that newfound fame would probably just go to its head.
“I’m stumped.”
Trees, particularly old trees, have a way of seeming wise, even though they’re just a bunch of plant matter sitting in the woods. As this tree proves, sometimes old trees can come off like cantankerous old men as well.
“This pic my aunt took of a sunrise at her office building make my head hurt.”
There’s something about seeing a bunch of sky combined with confusing reflections before having my morning coffee that just makes me want to turn my brain off.
“A terrified takoyaki before meeting its fate.”
It’s a good thing that food isn’t sentient, because if it was, housing a big plate of appies like this would feel very cruel indeed. Just look at that poor takoyaki’s little face.
“Giant Labsaurus Rex.”
We romanticize the fictitious world of Jurassic Park , but in real life, this is probably what it would be like: gawking and straining your neck so you can look upward at a bunch of dinosaur butts.
“Finally, something fun on an airplane.”
I’m not one for talking with nearby strangers on an airplane if I can help it, but this is a unique situation. This woman’s muppet hair looks like it clearly wants to have a conversation.
“This is a windmill.”
I’m sure if you’re driving along the highway, it’s perfectly obvious that this is just a windmill that’s cloaked in fog. But as a static image, it looks like a spacecraft or comet coming to Earth.
“Cincinnati QB got some serious glutes.”
Everyone’s trying to figure out why the Cincinnati Bearcats are so good all of a sudden. It has nothing to do with coaching or recruiting, and everything to do with this quarterback’s badonkadonk.
“Talented footballer shoots and pinches nipple simultaneously.”
I like how the guy’s head is turned in the direction of the bare-chested fan. It’s like he took the briefest timeout from all of that important on-field action to give this guy a tweak.
“*Between Two Ferns* floating table.”
Knowing the comedy of Zach Galifianakis, I wouldn’t be at all surprised if this floating table gag was all part of an act intended to make his guests feel deeply awkward. Or maybe it’s just a coincidence.
“Two doors.”
This is ‘just’ a pic of the door’s indentation on many feet of snow that have accumulated outside. But knowing the explanation doesn’t make this photo any less remarkable. Like, with that much snow, how can you even leave the house?
“Peacock (no plumage) standing in front of aloe plant.”
It must not be fun if you’re a peacock with disappointing plumage, but it’s nice to know that if you are, you can just stand in front of an aloe plant.
“A full size baby human.”
On Sunday nights, I know I’ve wasted my whole weekend watching TV and will have to work tomorrow. It makes me feel like a baby, sad and mad, stuck in an adult body. Basically, this pic is me.
“My horse looking like her head has been stuck on to 2 sticks…”
Horses have skinny, spindly little lower legs considering how much muscle they pack into their frames. Seen from this angle, it feels like a miracle that horses are even able to stand.
“Foot or shadow?”
Is it a foot? Is it a shadow? Or is this photo of a deconstructed shoe the next big trend in avant-garde art? I mean, it’s certainly captured my attention, and I’m not even sure what I’m looking at.
“Where legs?”
It doesn’t take long to spot her boots, and the legs above them, and the coat above the legs. Still, the weird angle she’s standing at, combined with the overhang effect of the coat, make this a weird pic.
