Well, I can’t believe I’m writing about ornaments from a website called pornaments.com , but here we are.
Sorry Grandma and Grandpa.
Yes, there is a real website called pornaments.com, and they have a selection of hand painted glass ornaments that will land you on Santa’s naughty list for sure.

These hot lips are the least saucy, if that tells you anything.
They have a pretty big selection of holiday hunks that your single friends will be very appreciative of.

Like this Chim Chim Charlie ornament.
Is this a cop?

I think it’s a cop.
I’m not really sure what’s going on. I think I’m blacking out.
This one’s for all you Harley Davidson peeps out there!

How do we feel about the choker?
Okay. This is an ornament we can all get on board for!

The ornaments run for $14.99 , and they have even more that will have Grandma fainting.
You know what? I don’t have much more to say about these.

I think they speak for themselves, and I’m perfectly okay with that.
I mean it when I say these ornaments are NSFW.

Don’t open at work unless you have to write an article on them like I did.