Okay, so the next time some rich Boomer tells Millennial me to just “skip the Starbucks” and all my budget problems will be gone, I’ve got a new bit of stupid to point to.
We don’t all want the same Ikea couch in our homes and it can be worth spending a bit extra for something well-made and special. We may even want to splurge for something custom.
But who the heck pays over $7000 on a sofa that looks like a hot dog?!

Talk about blowing your budget on silly “luxuries”. I’ll keep my weekly PSL, thanks.
No, I don’t care if it’s from a fancy store like Neiman Marcus and is made in Italy.
It’s a HOT DOG.

Like, you can maybe get away with this in a kids’ room. Maybe. And only for a couple of years.
Plus, the accessories are questionable.

While cucumbers and tomatoes aren’t completely unheard of on a hot dog, they’re still an unusual choice for pillows.
And that wiener, which is key to being a hot dog, looks really uncomfortable to actually sit on.
I mean, some of the details are cute.

I actually like the little sesame seeds on the back, though you’ll never see them if the couch is placed by a wall.
Still, $7,100 is a lot of money for any couch, and unless you happen to have a local store that happens to have it in stock, you’re also going to have to pay $275 in shipping.
You can check out the listing for yourself at the Neiman Marcus website