Yes, it looks like they’re taking this whole Daily Bugle site pretty seriously… oh well!
It’s so nice to see J.K. Simmons back in the J. Jonah Jameson role, so I’m all for it!
Hey, spoilers ahead folks, so watch out!

If you haven’t seen Spider-Man: Far From Home , go rent it or something.
Buy it on Blu-Ray. Just watch it and then come back to read this article.
So as we all know (considering you just watched the movie) Mysterio dies by his own bullet in the end of ‘Spider-Man: Far From Home”.

But little did we know that what we saw in the movie was nothing but propaganda, beset on us by the pro-superhero media!
Luckily, we have sites like The Daily Bugle for the truth!
They released this exclusive video of Quentin Beck’s final moments
Where it shows us that Spider-Man (who apparently is this kid named “Peter Parker) was behind the attacks on London all along!
And Quentin Beck was trying to save us before he was killed by the Masked Menace.
Wow. So much to digest right now…

Here I was, thinking Spider-Man was this big hero, but he’s actually a stone-cold murderer!
Thank goodness we still have night monkey to save us! We need you now more than ever, NM!