Life can be full of wonderful, joyous moments! However, it can also be full of quite unsettling and downright crazy moments that leave you a little confused.
And, with this idea in mind, please enjoy these 14+ crazy moments that we laughed about later!
Who Is The Asshole Now?!
You sure showed them! Although, I’ve never known a cat to be bothered about being perceived as an asshole if I’m honest!
“An outstanding display of redneck engineering.”
I mean, they’d only be able to laugh about this later if the thing didn’t come flying through the back window and kill them.
“My wife leaves her hair on the shower wall so I decided to leave her a message for the next time she takes one.”
Ah yes, and to think that they say that romance is dead! I love it when a couple keeps the romance alive by leaving one another spontaneous romantic notes from time to time!
“Real bummer when he wakes up and realizes.”
Oh no! I can feel this man’s pain already. There is nothing worse than being drunk and not being able to eat the horrific food you’ve inevitably bought!
“This Fat Squirrel Just Stole My Edible!”
That squirrel doesn’t realize it, but it’s about to be in for one hell of an exciting day if it eats all of that brownie in one go!
“Wife got assigned a random tag at the dmv. Didn’t read it til she got home.”
What are the odds of that? I’d actually be fine with that license plate but I don’t think I’d be fine with a Hyundai though!
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“I updated my medical ID.”
It’s very funny and all, but I can’t help but be annoyed at the fact that they have randomly capitalized the first three words of the medical notes… Just, why?! I wouldn’t be fulfilling their dying wishes because of this!
“When you are from Arizona and think 70 degrees on the beach in Cali doesn’t require sunscreen. I. Hurt.”
It’s gonna be a while before this person can look back on this and laugh! I dread to think how much moisturizer they had to buy!
“Dog’s mom accidentally orders XS dog bed. Good dog still grateful.”
At least they are trying to be appreciative! If I’d done something like this for my cat they would have looked at me like I’d just killed their mother.
“I asked my mom if she could get a picture of me mid-air jumping off a sand dune. She assured me she could. These are the two pics she got.”
You know that the mother was really proud of herself after taking these as well. I think that these pictures are better than the one she wanted anyway!
“That moment you realize he was never acting.”
What did we do to deserve Paul Giamatti? The man is just an absolute treasure! if you’re reading this by some chance, Paul, I love you.
“Gonna be a long day…”
Those guys are in for one hell of a rough shift! I cannot imagine how depressed they must have felt when they saw this happen. Where do you even start with this?
“A truck hauling slime eels lost its load, splattering and damaging five other vehicles with thousands of squirming, slime-producing fish.”
Imagine being so unlucky that your car gets covered in slime-producing fish! One person added, “These are hagfish. The slime they produce is extremely viscous, and can expand 10,000 [times its] original volume in seconds.”
“I couldn’t find my phone but it was connected to the bluetooth so I figured it was somewhere in… or out of the car.”
How on Earth did it end up there? I don’t know how they managed this but I would have been tearing my hair out looking for that!
“A driveway crew was pouring concrete at a new house next to a duck pond. They went to lunch and came back to this…”
I absolutely love ducks, but I think that if I came back from lunch to see this then I would be rethinking that love!
“THOU SHALL NOT PASS!”
But…why? What kind of person actually thought that this was necessary to put up?
“My cat loves getting his picture taken.”
This is pretty much my face whenever someone takes my picture. Christ alive, I hate having my picture taken. How does anyone enjoy that experience?!
“This restaurant is only allowed to sell beer if someone buys food.”
So for just $1 you can get 20 cheese puff balls?! Is that better value than just buying a bag of cheese puff balls?
“When the big kid sits in front of the class.”
I was never too bothered when this happened in class, but I find that whenever I go to a music concert I’m always standing behind the tallest person on the planet and it drives me insane!
“I went to Cheesecake Factory for Mother’s Day, ordered a side of broccoli and got this sexy big boy.”
I mean, you asked for broccoli and, by God, did they give you broccoli!
(That was a really weird sentence that I never thought I’d say!)
“I finally got to see Big Ben.”
This is why you should always do research about where you are thinking of going on vacation before you go!
“My tomato plant is killing it. Was going to make classic tomato soup until I noticed my big jalapeno harvest. Looks like we’re having salsa instead boys!”
Oh, wow, I hope they were hungry when they picked this bountiful harvest! How long do you think it took to grow that tub of salt as well?
“Made my mom’s card big enough that I could still hand it to her from a safe distance.”
Someone pointed out that the top left piece is upside down and now I can’t stop focusing on it!
“So, my brother made a ‘pRanK’ and did this…we don’t have a key.”
“Yes, Dave, that’s very funny. Now can I have the keys, please?!”
“Well, funny story about that…”
“In the backyard for ten minutes watching ‘heat lightning’ then came inside to find my wife photographing our son’s artwork with the big flash.”
I bet they felt like an absolute gonk when they realized what they had done. Also, what is that “artwork” meant to be? Is it a trippy dragon?
“The difference between Moms and Dads.”
You can hear the dad saying, “He’ll be fine, he’s got to learn some day!” through this picture!
“You can drive on the beach here, how cool is that!”
Well, at least they have the boat there for when the tide comes in! Looks like they’ll be boating home.
“Okay so we had poor judgement, but we’re only human after all!”
“I’m sorry, Mr. Pooh, but we can’t allow you to have a room due to, well, our bear policy.”
*Sad bear noises…
“Mom told me the rooster was after her today. Had to check security camera to verify.”
Someone in the comments said that the best way to stop an attacking rooster is to just turn around and pick them up. They calm down immediately and it’s the most hilarious solution to an already hilarious situation.
“Just started dating a girl after being single for a long time. My cat was transfixed by the first sight of a bobby pin.”
Don’t worry, buddy. There will be way, way more where that came from.
“My husband, after he cut our daughter’s umbilical cord […].”
I just imagine this to be what raising a baby feels like. Good to know it starts right away.
“Camp requires kids to write a letter home after the first week.”
The loving bond between parent and child clearly gets tested at summer camp.
“A girl at the fire station after getting stuck in a Barney head.”
She looks like she’s in the middle of telling the really funny and totally not embarrassing story of the incident, too.
“A very disgruntled corgi after farting herself out of a nap.”
She looks like an annoyed grandma. “All these young whippersnappers, making such a ruckus…woke me up out of my nap!”
“Had to explain to my daughter what ‘counterfeiting’ is after I found this.”
Well now that you’ve deterred her from counterfeiting, she will probably just turn to other crimes — but she’ll get sneakier about it.
“[Caught] my cat staring at me like this.”
With how cats are, this could mean anything. They could be staring at you with love and adoration, or planning your murder right then and there.
“My very white friend got burnt after our first beach day in Nantucket. Then something magical happened.”
This is exactly what your friend deserves for bleaching his hair and not his beard. Consistency, people.
“Took this after lunch at the restaurant … at least the irony is delicious.”
Don’t be mean, that’s one of the line cooks! He’s on break.
“My mother-in-law was visiting for three weeks leaving my father-in-law 2,000 miles away to fend for himself. He sent her these flowers after a week.”
Obviously he hasn’t destroyed enough of his surroundings or himself to prevent him from being able to order this flower delivery, so he’s totally fine.
“Uh oh, quicksand.”
“Oh no, quicksand! I should do something about this, but first, I need to rest. My feet are so sore! I’ll be real quick, right after this. Is that sign getting taller?”
“Every time we go to Grandma’s house he goes straight to this picture and stares endlessly.”
It’s very convenient when your kids give you the best material to embarrass them with when they’re older.
“He must really not like AC/DC.”
I was gonna ask who in AC/DC hurt him, but then I saw the extended list. No AC/DC I could handle, but Matchbox 20!?
“My SO is forever leaving the toilet roll in different places. I thought I’d repay the favour.”
I’d love to do something like this to my partner, but I know that they would get me back ten-fold!
“After years of hard work, I have finally achieved a dream. At age 35, I have been able to buy a maclaren!”
Hopefully you’ll get a chance to drive it, too, once your kid’s finished hogging the front seat.
“Irony!”
I guess that the sentiment is there and all, but this is the epitome of, “Do as I say, not as I do!”
