It can be quite refreshing to experience a moment that makes you feel at one with the rest of the world, whether it be a moment of unified annoyance with an idiot on the road or a shared realization that all political promises are nonsense.
Well, with that in mind, please enjoy these 14+ moments that made us go, “They have a point!”
“You make a great point, bar next to where I work.”
I’m already humming it and singing it in my head with these few words. Damn it, this is going to be going around my head for the rest of the day.
“Does he know he’s flipping himself off?”
Could this man be trying any harder to be a douchebag? What else could he possibly put on that van to add to the effect?
“He Got A Half Point Because He’s Right… And I Like The Creativity.”
I don’t see why he only got half a point for this stellar answer?! I’d have given the lad an extra one for thinking outside the box.
“My 39-week pregnant wife went to the store to ‘get stuff for dinner’. This is what she came home with…”
I can see a lot of potential here! Sure, you’re probably going to feel a little sick after the third tub, but holy hell, it would be worth it!
“Grading one of my 3rd grade student’s homework tonight and came across this beauty. This was… accurate!”
Well, that is certainly an event, as they so describe it! This person also said that they were wondering if they should give them bonus points for creativity… and I think so!
“Infamous cat…”
I guess they knew that he wanted to sit on it and at least tried to keep it out of his way! However, they’ll have to try a little harder next time!
“My wife left me instructions for dinner. She thinks she married a moron.”
First of all, we don’t know what you have done in the past for your wife to have such little faith in you. Also, if your wife thinking you are a moron gets you this kind of food, then stick with it!
“Ride on lawn mower, $300 barely used, good condition.”
“What are the emissions like on this thing?”
“Well…look, I’m not gonna lie. It farts a lot!”
“This unfortunate sign I saw on my walk home. Hopefully they get some help.”
But, what if this house actually is dealing drugs and this is an overly elaborate rouse to try and send the police to unit 107?!
“My favorite sign on the way to nowhere.”
I mean, it doesn’t say that you shouldn’t pick them up! It just warns you that they may be inmates in fairness!
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“If it’s stupid and it works, it ain’t stupid.”
This guy just reinvented the sombrero! I wonder if there are little bits of old pizza stuck on the underside of this box?
“I mean, they’re not wrong!”
I think that it’s all about quantity as well…not that I am in any way saying that there is a healthy amount of crystal meth!
Don’t Be A Dick…
The fact that this council got away with using “tosser” and making it seem like a legitimate word is a stroke of genius!
“I see your point.”
Hmmm… In my experience a lot of the adults aren’t too fussed actually. Although the only people I know are the guys I met at my Nihilists Anonymous group.
“Renovating the house, decided to put this in the wall before its boarded up so I can give the next person who renovates the house a heart attack.”
I love this idea, although I was a little shocked that they were wasting so much space! this person went on to say, “The hole is off centre and has annoyed me the entirety of my living there.”
“Twas a bit hot today in London…”
I feel like this candle perfectly sums up my own attitudes toward the hot weather. I hate it. It makes me feel defeated and generally exhausted.
“I am selling my tiger for only $5000. He may bark sometimes but that’s because he is bilingual.”
They’re not really that far apart, are they? Does this also mean that I can describe myself as being bilingual, seeing as how I can also bark?
“I’m very mature and only name my smart home devices after their intended purpose.”
I think that everyone can agree that “ding donger” is a much better name than “doorbell”! And, if you don’t agree with that, then you’re wrong.
“Minnesota highways…”
I can just see there being one overly-belligerent man reading that and thinking, “What if I love tickets? I’ll show you!”
“I can code in multiple languages, but I don’t understand washing machines, so my girlfriend made it easier.”
I never understood why washing machines had to be so mind-bogglingly complicated! They just wash your clothes… That’s it!
“…The man has a point.”
I think that the only natural thing for you to do is to launch it out of the nearest window. I’m sure that’s what they want… Go on, do it!
“Brail just makes it weird…”
Yeah, I think that in the process of trying to be inclusive, they may have gone the other way with this one!
“My new laptop arrived in a box with warnings not to open it with a saw, axe, blowtorch, flail or… a carrot!”
I know that it’s probably a joke, but they’re not wrong! Using a battle ax or a carrot would probably not be a good idea!
“The perfect ambulance number plate doesn’t exi…”
Part of me can’t believe that this actually does exist…however, another part of me desperately wants it to!
“How to not get me to buy moisturizer: Gerard Butler pointing at my hideous face and laughing like a maniac.”
Yeah, that doesn’t really inspire confidence in anyone, does it? Maybe it’s an aggressive marketing tactic, and they’re saying, “Everyone’s laughing at you, but they won’t if you use L’Oreal!”
“Not Really a Selling Point!”
The fact that this property is suddenly now waterfront property should normally raise the price by a fortune! However, not in this case.
“Honesty in safety warnings.”
Ah yes, political promises: the veritable wishes of adulthood. I can smell them from here!
“That’s understandable…”
Yeah, that does seem a little excessive, doesn’t it? I can’t imagine how difficult it would be going to the bathroom if you did.
“They have a point.”
Not only that, but depending on the toddler and what they’re doing, people might even agree with you!
“I bought some tweezers on eBay. I then complained as they were tiny. The guy sent me these.”
What could tweezers this big even pluck? Weeds out of your garden?
“Spotted this car today.”
I always thought those Cube cars reminded me of something, but I couldn’t put my finger on what. A toaster. It really was a toaster.
“When you really don’t care about sports but you want to be supportive anyway.”
Yeah, when did it become about “competition” and “winning” and “playing a sport”? Why can’t people just run around a big field for fun?
“When they won’t serve you on foot and you don’t want a DUI.”
At least they’re being safe, and making a drive-thru worker’s night!
“I think my dad made his point about not texting at the table.”
I will argue one point against this, phones do not rattle the table and make a room-filling clicking sound. Phones win this round.
“My husband thoroughly enjoyed the science museum.”
Science museums have lots of exhibits and activities that adults and children can enjoy! Like…whatever this is!
“Why I don’t want kids.”
Sorry, potential future children, but in weighing how much I want you against a Corvette, you’re losing.
“You know what, I don’t even want to know.”
This must be a real beast if the tape roll wasn’t enough to keep it down. You should harvest it for scientific research.
“Hopefully it will be a quick death…”
Sometimes you have to be brutally honest with people! I feel that more warning labels should embrace this attitude!
“Sign at my local golf shop.”
“This whole set was really only $30?”
“Yeah, honey, they uh, had a clearance sale!”
“My girlfriend kindly pointed out their slogan.”
For those who are having trouble reading that sign, it says, “Sitting on faces since 2001.” Make of that what you will.
