With the series finale of Will & Grace coming up, it’s a sad reminder that we’ll have to soon say goodbye to Karen Walker.
She’s the sassy, spoiled, but (always) relatable character that we can’t help but love.
Here are 15 Karen Walker quotes that’ll make you ready for a dirty martini!
“What can I do? How can I help? What are we drinking?”
When there’s a crisis, you’re right there with a bottle of vodka.
Sister got fired from work? Pour a drink. Friend’s boyfriend dumped her? That calls for a double.
“Honey, my catchphrase is: 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, you figure it out.”
Even if you failed math in high school, you should be able to calculate this.
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Every hour alive is an hour where you could be downing a beer. Cheers!
“Drink me. I make life more fun.”
If vodka could talk, this is exactly what it would say.
“If you ever need someone to drink with, I’ll drink with you. If you ever need a shoulder to cry on, I’ll drink with you. I guess what I’m trying to say is: I love to drink!”
This makes you the best friend anyone could ever have!
When desperate times call for desperate measures:
Some might say you have a problem, but really, you’re just being creative.
“Gosh, I just love gambling here in Vegas. Sure, I may lose $100,000, but the drinks are free so it evens out!”
This is the perfect reminder to celebrate the little wins in life.
Even if your house is in foreclosure from all those gambling debts, look on the bright side: those free vodka cranberries sure were worth it.
“OK, Rule number 1: Unless you’re served in a frosted glass, never come within 4 feet of my lips.”
This is the new way of telling people to stay six feet away during the quarantine.
“Drive a boat, drive a car, drive a plane. As long as I’m drunk, what’s the difference?”
A wise woman named Karen basically once said:
It doesn’t matter about the destination, so long as you forget how you even got there.
“Light beer? What’s next, non addictive pain killers?”
When you’ve had a bad day, the light stuff just won’t do.
You need a stiff drink to power through and you’re offended that your so-called “friends” would suggest anything otherwise.
“That’s like saying Prada’s are just shoes, or Vodka is just a morning beverage!”
If there’s one thing Karen knows, it’s that vodka reigns supreme.
She’ll drink it morning, noon, and night.
“You say potato, I say vodka.”
You say potato, I say potato. You say tomato, I say tomato.
You say vodka, Karen says pour her a drink!
“That was your drink talking? Well, right now, MY drink is talking. And it’s saying, ‘Drink me, I make life more fun. Anyone from a high school senior to a hobo under a bridge knows that!'”
There’s just something about drinking that makes life a little more fun, so long as you don’t go too overboard.
You laugh more, dance more, and relate to Karen all the more.
“Oh my God, how can you drink straight orange juice first thing in the morning?”
Is it really orange juice if it isn’t mixed with champagne to become a mimosa?
“I smell liquor on my breath. You’re drunk!”
This is exactly the kind of drunk conversations you have with yourself in the bathroom mirror at a party.
Your makeup is smeared, your speech is slurred, and you’ll probably regret everything come morning. But for now, hey, it’s fun!
“Well, you’re all boring and I’m fun.”
When you’re the life of the party, it’s your job to make sure everyone else is having a good time.
But if they’re refusing a drink because they have to be a reasonable adult who works in the morning (blah, blah, blah), then you don’t need that kind of negativity in your life!
