Well, there is no chance on heaven or earth that these guys don’t die this time.
Johnny Knoxville isn’t exactly a young chicken. He already has to pee out of a catheter, why would he subject himself to further torture?
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There’s a part of every young man…
That has an affinity for the J*****s movies.
Especially if you grew up around the early 2000s, there was just this magic about them.
You’d watch them at a sleepover, they’d tell you “not to try this at home”.
And then, of course, you’d try them at home.
That hole has seemingly been filled by YouTubers; people disrespecting the dead in forests and whatever the heck Joey Salads does.
However, they will never be like the J*****s boys. The generation after us will just have to find some new ridiculous people to look up to.
Nevermind! There’s a new ‘J*****s’ movie coming out!
I guess this generation will have some irresponsible idols after all!
Mostly we’re excited, but there’s a part of _Jackass_fans that is a little bit worried. No offense to the J*****s fellers, but they’ve gotten up there in age…
And we don’t want to see them die.
Or maybe we do. Who knows.
What we do know is this movie is bound to be filled with a lot of pain, and it will probably be the cause of a lot of concussions…
Just like in 2002.
Last Updated on December 20, 2019 by Jake Bean
