There’s a reason the hit sitcom Will & Grace got a reboot: we needed Jack McFarland back in our lives!
Here are 15 of his quotes to make us laugh when we’re feeling down.
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It’s time to Jack it up!
On being a great friend:
“During all of my struggles, you’ve constantly been partially there for me. Is there anything I can pretend to do for you right now?”
This is what best friends are made of.
On being a go-getter:
“Man, making someone gay is exhausting.”
On lending support to those in a crisis:
“But when you cry, you’re ugly, sweetheart.”
If anything, he’s just helping his friend get over their issue easier. Problem solved!
On Karen’s enormous closet:
“My God. If my closet were like this, I never would have come out of it.”
On loving his idols:
“I actually feel the spirit of Britney in the room.”
If he’s not obsessing over Cher, there’s always Britney!
On giving compliments to friends:
“I’m going to say this because I love you. Your disproportionately large head gives you a marionette-like quality.”
Aww, so sweet!
On masculality:
“This makes me feel like a man … “No, seriously, I’m going to need a man after we’re done.”
Don’t we all?
On watching the first gay kiss on television:
“This is bigger than the moon landing.”
“One giant leap for man-on-mankind,” added Will after.
On being impossible to resist:
“There are no straight men. Only men who have not met Jack.”
His wit, charm, and sarcastic remarks are hard to resist.
On knowing what you want out of a partner:
“I don’t care if he’s rich or poor, fat or thin, as long as he’s rich and thin.”
IT’S CALLED HAVING STANDARDS, LOOK IT UP.
On living with women:
Women, can’t live with them… end of sentence.”
Usually, “can’t live without them” comes at the end of that sentence, but not to Jack!
On reaching the big 3-0:
“I can’t believe I’m 30. Do you know how much that is in gay years?”
On what you require out of friendship:
“You’re my new best friend, call me every five minutes.”
This just goes to show that when you find someone you click with, hold onto them! Yes, it may come off as a little needy to have them call every five minutes, but they’re stuck with you for life.
On having things your way:
“I like it. Let’s go exactly the opposite.”
He may ask someone for their opinion, but does that mean he’ll take it? Heck, no; he has taste.
On being the center of attention, ALWAYS:
“It’s not the Will and Grace Show. It’s called Just Jack.”
And it’s one that we would watch until the end of time.
