Listen, let’s just say it: some houses are plain ugly.
To each their own, yadda yadda yadda. Some homes are just beyond explanation, and that’s why we’re here today, isn’t it? Let’s dive in and see how hard the people of the internet have dunked on some of the oddest homes you’ve ever seen.
This is the worst thing I’ve ever seen.
Wine glasses next to the sink sure is a choice. One person pointed out how surprised they are that the carpet is still cream, to which another replied:
“Easy, it started out white.”
Yup.
What in the MC Escher —
I have two favorite comments on this one: “As a professional window cleaner, I would probably burn this house down.”
And: “To the window, to the window, to the window…”
If you know, you know.
This is what happens when you realize you have adult money.
“Guy to interior designer: ‘Give me spooky and goth but into football, and do it right.'”
That’s exactly what this room looks like. Adult money does not buy adult taste, people.
You could not pay me to bathe in this tub.
What in the cottagecore, farmhouse decor nonsense is this?
“You can take the girl from the farm but you can’t take the farm from the girl.”
I mean, basically.
That’s a bit much.
I’m all for maximalism, but MY GOD.
One person had a brilliant idea for this image: “Saving this for my next Zoom meeting background.”
I would die if I saw that on Zoom.
This house is up for sale because it’s too small to fit a full orchestra, apparently.
As one commenter put it: “This straight-up looks like the mansions the Rose family lived in before the government took everything and they had to move to Schitt’s Creek.”
Swap that painting for one of Moira and it could totally be the Rose family’s old place.
Well, at least you’re not looking it in the mouth.
“I couldn’t have something like this in my house – I would confuse it for a mirror all the time.”
I’ve never loved a joke more.
Also, in case you’re wondering — yes, it has a top half.
In case you’re wondering, this is absolutely a real house.
“The house equivalent of when someone asks if you want a piece of cake and you say yeah but just a small sliver.”
That is the perfect description of this weird house.
There is such a thing as too much gold.
“There’s 2 million left in the budget, what else do you want me to do? ‘I dunno, throw some solid gold [expletive] on everything in sight I guess.'”
Nothing should have that much filigree on it. Nothing.
Did Tim Burton design this room?
And now, for a horror story: “Imagine seeing that out of the corner of your eye getting water at 3 in the morning. Imagine waking up one morning with it right next to your bed. Imagine waking up one morning with it in your bed.”
Who needs this?
Who in the hell needs a pebble river installation in their home?
“I love stubbing my toes twenty times an hour.”
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It’s giving me very that, very “I have broken all of my toes multiple times” kinda vibes.
This house is invisible.
“That’s literally just a roof.”
“Huh. I just figured it was a big carport, but I guess it IS a roof with those vents and things. How oddly random.”
What a fun floating roof!
When having carpet on the floor just wasn’t enough.
“Just [imagining] the air in that room give me an asthma attack. and I don’t have asthma.”
Yeah, I’m thinking about all the dust and I am stressed as hell.
I’m definitely going to pass on this color palette.
“It’s the Scooby Gang’s house.”
Now, while this house is insane, I have to say: thank god it’s not a beige. I’d rather have a fun house than a boring house, you know?
