Look, the holidays can be stressful times. It’s important to make sure we don’t forget a Christmas gift for ourselves this holiday season!
And who knows about self care better than Gwyneth Paltrow and her lifestyle brand, Goop?!

To get Goop followers in the holiday spirit, Gwyneth released a fun lil’ commercial for some products you’ll want to find under the tree this Christmas!
“Don we now our gay apparel fa la la la, la la la, la la la! Bringing you g.tidings in g.label’s newest holiday drop,” Gwyneth captioned the ad.

The commercial starts with Gwyneth putting on a record and mixing martini’s while looking stunning.
The cheeky commentary continues, joking about Gwyneth double fisting (“she’s earned it!”) before reminding the viewer to look after number one.

The camera then pans to Gwyneth stuffing her stocking with a candy cane shaped vibrator.

“Yes, that is a vibrator” the commentator jokes.
Then, on second thought, Gwyneth takes the vibrator out of the stocking to keep it for herself.

POWER MOVES.
Watch the full, glorious commercial for yourself!