When people fall in love, they sometimes find themselves promising each other the world. When even the sight of that special someone causes such a whirlwind of feelings, it’s hard not to tell them that absolutely nothing in the world can get in the way of your love.
But as one mischievous young lover found out, the wrong kind of shock can send those grand promises crashing back to this cold, unfeeling earth.
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After finding an app on her phone that made her look balding, Amanda here decided to have a little fun with her boyfriend, Jared.
As far as he could tell, this was just her radical new look and he was…less than enthused about it.
Jared’s flurry of texts didn’t stop there. Why, he even went as far as to use three angry imp emojis to express his horror!
He then informed her that he doesn’t have a thing for women with short hair. I’m glad he cleared that up.
Amanda figured he’d catch on to her joke, but when he didn’t, she just decided to let it ride.
This gave her bae more than enough time to graduate from shock to a full-on all-caps jamboree. And it’s complete with bonus gibberish!
When Jared collected himself enough to ask where her “beautiful hair” went (aww), she said her workplace held a breast cancer awareness day.
Wow, a great gesture to show her support for such an important cause, right Jared? Uh…Jared?
I guess he’s a little distracted.
Poor Jared didn’t seem to get any less agitated when Amanda showed him her friend rocking a similar ‘do.
From what we can tell, he seems to be at the bargaining stage of his little crisis. I guess it’s fine if she’s not completely bald.
Oops, looks like I spoke a little too soon. Jared’s back to denial.
He can’t decide if this is a nightmare, a lie, or Photoshop, but either way, Jared wants names. Who led his beloved astray from the path of hair?
And when he finds out the culprit is none other than Jasmine, he vows revenge!
Well, he kind of see-saws between vowing revenge and acting like he just caught his teenage daughter hanging out with the wrong crowd.
Perhaps sensing he was a little upset about this, Amanda then tries to turn his mind towards the benefits of her new look.
But not even the enticing offer of circular head licking can heal Jared’s wounds, and she’s just heartbroken about it.
And based on his texts, Jared sounds like he’s rocking back and forth in a corner right now.
He cries out to the heavens themselves, turning to religion for the first time in a while in the hopes that he’ll wake up from his “nightmare.”
As we know, Jared’s prayers will be answered, but he also gave his dear Amanda quite a revelation.
The next time he writes her a love poem, I guess he’ll leave out the part where he’d still think she was beautiful if her hair fell out.