Some things in life seem like coincidences when they fit so perfectly into the moment , but there are times when the person or the people involved totally knew what they were doing. They saw a shot to make a moment and they totally went for it. Those memorable things, moments, events, jokes—well, we live for them. And, we thought we’d share.
The shortest month of the year.
Everyone knows that Peter Dinklage played the best character (or one of the best) in Game of Thrones. Not only that, but he is a dwarf, which makes him awfully short. So, putting him on the calendar on the shortest month of the year? Foul play.
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Petty level 10000.
Whoever works at this bookstore wanted to make someone feel like total garbage today in the self-help section. These read like someone is snapping a petty vibe right towards you. God is not mad at you, he’s just not that into you!
Sticker placement is everything.
The creature that all men feared became one man’s obsession. Not Moby Dick, but My Dick. Obviously, this is someone who is having a field day at work. Let’s hope that no little ones want to watch this movie after reading the book!
Make sure you think twice.
Adult video stores are the old-school way to get yourself some XXX videos to watch on your own time. Nowadays, most people use their phones to get their stuff, but hey—some people like old-school videos. This place though, remembers that Jesus is watching.
Ah, mask mandates that have a message.
Sure, this is telling the state of Utah to “mask up” so that their numbers can go down. But, it totally also reads as “Mask U Putah,” which means that you should wear a mask, you b**ch. Love to see the savagery.
Valentine’s Day for one please.
If you’re single and alone this Valentine’s Day, just know that this grocery store is totally looking out for you by providing a hearty meal packaged for you to cook. Who doesn’t want two burgers and sausage for themselves? Seems…intentional.
Sticker placements…matter.
Thomas’ “Pick Me Ups” are great to have during the day. But, if you’re anything like me and can’t stop eating them in one sitting, they are properly named by this sticker—”Thomas’ F k Me Ups,” because they are totally going to F k me up.
Grandma made a new blanket for herself.
Grandma wanted her feet to be super warm in her new, knitted blanket. But, whoever took this photo knew that this angle was not the best for this position. That’s a whole d**k and you let your grandma pose there in it. Shame!
Yikes on this one.
Bubble tea, for those who don’t know, is cold drinks that have little balls at the bottom that are different flavors. But, whoever decided to write this one, did not realize kids actually love bubble tea. Reconsider this pronto, marketing people.
That’s the ultimate punishment.
Clearly, this golf course wants to make sure everyone fears taking their golf balls because if you’re caught they are going to literally remove your balls. Take it however you want, but they definitely don’t mean just the golf balls…
I see what you did there, sir.
Snowstorms mean that inches are all up in the weather. No town wants to be buried under so many inches of snow—right? Seems like Blaime Stewart took it one step further saying that “8 inches,” is too much…for even him.
Jersey Mike’s Subs will regret this.
In a simple tweet to boost some engagement on their Twitter, Jersey Mike’s (a sandwich chain) decided to “ask how people like to top their subs.” However, the BDSM community got in real heavy on this one—seems like they forgot about that kind of “sub.”
Stickers, again, for the win.
Of course, everyone wants butter that “tastes like butt,” right? This has to be a teenager who decided to have some fun and make an old lady gasp when she picked up the butter in the dairy aisle at the grocery store.
That’s what she said?
Some people have a dirty, naughty, rotten sense of humor when it comes to intimate objects and, well, sex. Whoever decided to get XXX with this hand sanitizer is winning for the job today. Make sure to “pump gently.” Right?
Poor kid who has this in their room.
If Spiderman farted, I would assume he would fart out a white spiderweb. But, I’ll take this box of tissues as totally accurate because his webs are white. Fart tissues, every kid’s dream.
Truly!
