Within the hustle and bustle of everyday life, running errands and making sure all is well in our worlds, we rarely have time for the sillier things. Things that make us smile and laugh, providing some levity to the business we find ourselves in.
So here comes this list of funny pics you can read whenever you have a spare moment. Yes, that means while you’re in line at the post office, too.
“You can tell the age of a tree by counting the rings. You can tell the age of an artificial xmas tree by counting the layers of duct tape holding the box together.”
This one’s definitely been around for some time, there’s a good, healthy amount of tape layers and the box is still in relatively good condition.
You should see some of the old growths I’ve come across, though. They become more tape than box, but are still going strong.
“My kind of fitness.”
I used to have a strict nap regimen in college, but have really let myself go since I graduated. I used to be able to nap for hours a day absolutely anywhere, but now the sun has to be down and I have to be in bed to even get a wink of sleep.
“You can just buy these signs on Amazon and stick them anywhere.”
You can, which is why that puma looks so mad. She thought she’d finally found a bathroom after searching for ages, but instead, it’s just this weird white room!
Not only that, but she got herself locked in, and now people are trying to feed her raw meat with a pair of tongs.
“He has seen some stuff.”
What could possibly be on that laptop that could traumatize a cat this badly? A horror movie about a trip to the vet? Photos of gangs of dogs that roam the streets? The mere concept of being fed three minutes late? Oh the humanity!
“I’m pretty sure my mom will never again ask my help with putting away the nativity scene.”
I don’t see why not, all of the labels you made are accurate. When she’s unwrapping this next year, she won’t need to guess who’s who!
If she doesn’t like comedy, that’s her problem, and banning you from helping will decrease the amount of good jokes in her life.
“My co-worker ordered Bubble Wrap online & this is how it was shipped…”
Duh, shipping those giant rolls can be pricey, you wouldn’t want them getting damaged.
After all, you’re buying this to enjoy all the pops for yourself, you wouldn’t want it to arrive with half the bubbles already popped from being knocked around!
“I put googly eyes on my trash can and it always looks concerned when it starts getting full.”
“Uh, listen, guys, I know this is my job and whatnot, but I’m starting to get really worried here. I’m getting pretty full, I don’t know how much more I can fit before it starts backing me up. Maybe change the bag out? Please?”
“Quite the grumpy pole at Utah Valley University…”
Seeing as many university students are living away from their parents while they attend school, there has to be someone around who will give them a stern, disappointed look to make them feel bad for their decisions.
Thankfully, this pole does a great job of it.
“Hey mom, can Bambi come over for dinner?”
Bambi there looks mighty confused, like the cat just walked up and started screaming at her until she followed. At least she’s open to new experiences! Hopefully she likes canned sardine wet food and chicken kibble, because that’s what’s on the menu for tonight.
“Received an alert from Amazon about a problem the driver was having while trying to deliver a package to my house.”
We’ll never know what really happened, but the image of your cat sitting in the doorway with a knife in hand is what first popped into my mind. What happened next was the standoff of the century, until the cat got bored and went back inside.
“My sister started crying in the shopping [center] so [I] put this over her.. now i can’t take her seriously.”
Was she still crying under there? Because the only thing more uncomfortable than a crying child in public is a crying human-koala hybrid child in public.
Though, I do appreciate this method of trying to comfort your sister. Just put a hood on her like people who handle predator birds.
“My neighbor bought a tiny frame with a stock photo of a doggo. Before she could put a pic in it her cat demanded an explanation.”
“Excuse me! Excuse me, owner human? Who is this? I don’t think I’ve ever seen you with a dog before, have I? Unless this is some secret you’ve kept from me? Making friends with the enemy, I can’t believe it. I don’t want your excuses, I’ve heard enough.”
“I keep a box of office things in my car so if I get pulled over, I can tell the cop I am having a bad day.”
I appreciate the creativity of this tactic, but a box full of office supplies is hard to casually bring up in conversation with a cop as they’re writing you a ticket.
If you start to be too pushy about it, they’ll know it’s a hoax. It’s a delicate balance you must strike here.
“This neon sign has a strong accent.”
The Not-British urge to eliminate the letter T from your vocabulary when imitating any British accent. Surely actually British people never get tired of this and never have an urge to correct or make fun of us for it, which is really nice of them.
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“Can’t fault the logic of this bar.”
It’s not just the anticipated traffic, but I imagine the stairway to heaven to be pretty long, there are a lot of people who probably quit part way through the hike because they’re tired or their legs hurt.
If they roll off the side, they’ll fall right down into a car that’s already on the highway!
“No babies allowed. Babies found inside will be ejected. Know the rules, [expletive].”
The way I read this was more like, “Don’t want your baby anymore? Use our airbags to rid yourself of them! Read the instruction manual to find out more.”
No matter how you read this sign, I think the instruction manual step should come first.
“Ladies and gentlemen, we will depart just as soon as our mechanic finishes taping our engine back together!”
This is why, whenever I board a plane, I immediately look down or close my eyes and refuse to do otherwise until we’re in the air. If I see anything that suggests any problem with our plane, I’ll spend the whole flight far too anxious.
“My girlfriend’s cat looks like she’s been working the drive-thru window for too long.”
She worked a double today after working one yesterday too, she’s exhausted! She keeps having to tell people the ice cream machine broke, and after she’s done she still has to go grocery shopping before she can go home. You’d be tired too.
“An advertisement for free stale coffee.”
Yeah, this isn’t exactly the deal of the century here, 7-11. “Is our coffee gross? Lukewarm? Stale? Congratulations, you get it for free! Enjoy your nasty old coffee you stopped to get before work, it’s sure to get you through the day!
“Dad bought toy toaster and kettle online thinking they were real. He said ‘it was such a [good] deal’.”
And this is an important lesson when it comes to online shopping. If it looks like such a good deal as in it’s too good to be true, it probably is. When it doubt, read the measurements!
