The holiday season is upon us, so it is doubtlessly time for most of us to be bracing ourselves for the onslaught of tense family board games that are grimly marching towards us.
If you find yourself in need of something to distract you from the barrage of family games this holiday season, please enjoy these 20 funny pics to distract you from your family’s board games during the holidays.
“This was an actual order, but the way the cashier typed it for the kitchen was fantastic.”
I just cannot get over the way that they have spelt “marynary.” I also like that they could only be bothered to identify this person by the fact that they are using a rose gold iPad.
“Found this in an old family photo album.”
No matter how much peril your child may be in, there is always time for you to snap a quick picture before actually helping them out. That is all just a natural part of being a parent…probably.
“Can you all confirm for my wife I’m not dumb and it could have happened to anyone?”
There was one person who said that they ate a bird seed wreath in the dark while thinking it was a donut. That would have to be one of the worst textures to bite into?
“My Ring camera detected movement in my apartment.”
That is the perfect moment that they snapped this cat! It looks kind of like the Puma logo! Still, how many times a day do they get this notification only for it to be their cat leaping around?
“Our dog whose tongue always sticks out in a blanket with holes.”
This kind of looks like some sort of eldritch horror, but a cute one that you could keep around the place as a pet. See, sci-fi writers, not all weird monsters have to be evil, okay?!
“I thought these sort of things only happened out in the country, not in the middle of a city.”
These flying saucers are getting bolder and bolder by the day! It won’t be long before they are abducting us from the comfort of our own beds!
“I give you the greatest warning label ever.”
So, why not just give out some actual safety goggles instead of giving out simulation safety goggles? I know that they are just covering themselves from lawsuits, but it is still unbelievably stupid!
“My lyft today. He also has puke bags in pocket just in case.”
I think that you could quite easily eliminate the need to having puke bags by not selling alcohol shots in your cab. I have never known a taxi driver so willing for people to consume alcohol in their car!
“Now when people ask to borrow my chainsaw they won’t leave empty handed.”
“My grandfather used to cut dozens of circles from scrap wood and carve T-U-I-T in then. Anytime someone said they ‘never got around to it,’ he’d pull one out of his pocket and say ‘well, no excuses now.’ Dude had to have five or six with him at all times. That’s dedication,” added someone else.
“This store has a secret room behind one of the shelves.”
But, why? A lot of people guessed that this might have been a part of an old speakeasy. However, the person who posted this eventually said that it was just being used for extra storage.
“Paper airplane instructions inside an envelope.”
“I wonder how the plastic window would affect the aerodynamics of the paper plane. Also the ridges where it has been torn open,” asked one person who is clearly very passionate about paper planes.
“On my cheese of all places.”
Is Sweden really that dark for them to have gone out of their way to make this joke? A few Swedish people did volunteer to store the cheese for this person though, which is very nice of them.
“The greatest chew toy of all time…”
Now I cannot stop hearing Wallace from Wallace And Gromit saying “Cheese!” So thanks for that. I need to get one of these for my dog, and I need to get one right away.
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“It is forbidden to speak Italian with the goat.”
Why would you not be able to speak Italian to the goat? Goats are excellent linguists, especially in Italian. That is like telling people not to talk to seagulls in Welsh, it makes no sense whatsoever!
“This bar that we were in had a mini version of itself on the wall.”
That is absolutely adorable. They should have little figures made of the regulars to pop inside it as well, that would really tie the tiny room together!
“AI was given the task of writing an obituary. It gave it its best shot.”
Look, if someone sings like a bird, and they look like a bird, then they might be a bird. Did anyone check is Brenda was actually just a load of birds in a human suit?
“I found a toothbrush halfway up a cell tower that I was climbing.”
A lot of people wanted to know what other weird things this person had found, to which they added, “I actually just remembered there was a fish one time. Brown trout I think. I can’t believe I didn’t take a picture. A bird must’ve carried it up from the lake nearby.”
“Exactly how is this dude holding that drum?”
“Look, we told you once before about this, so we’re going to have to kick you out of the marching band.”
“For the last time, I didn’t put my…”
“Just, please, get out of here before we make this a police issue.”
“This neon sign has a strong accent.”
I think that this sign is infinitely better now that the “T” is missing. Maybe it was a British person who drank the T ? Sorry, a “Bri’ish” person!
“Check out these unbelievable car wash prices.”
They probably think that this is funny until someone actually asks them to clean out their submarine. For cleaning a sub inside and out, I would want a lot more than $15, 000.
